Open Letter Time!

[_insert_cliche_]

Dear all my friends who smoke,
Thanks for giving me pneumonia for the second time in a year! Yay! We did it, team!

Jaime

Comments

[lip_stain]

wahwah.

I'm sorry lady.

[_insert_cliche_]

Oh darlin, it's probably not you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pinpoint you. It's not even entirely because of the secondhand smoke, of course. My immune system is useless - that was just one of the factors.

[_ramen_noodles_]

sorry, jam
i'll try to keep the smoking down to 47 packs a day
:/