so im riding my bike home from work today...pray for me. i feel like this is some kamikazi bike ride = bsoton drivers = no joke.

saw a cutey on the bus. saw he was a reading a magazine on player stats for a fantasy sports league. the cuteness ended instantly.

Women and their movement have moved so much they no longer know where they stand. Write that down. =D

#lol @ people not knowing the difference between analogue, digital tv, HD (high definition). FYI HD IS DIGITAL TELEVISION! =]

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucious

wonders if women realize that they are most beautiful when their natural, unaware smiles are captured.

and not someone who has been in a relationship that is younger than a year. they still have cotton candy stuck in their eyes.

yes people, I love Orochimaru. #naruto

my boss just told me he had swine flu. nice!!!!!!!!! i want his autograph lol #swineflu

finds it distasteful when men that don't really know me use petnames or are always complimenting me. stfu and take it to the birds.