"NUMBER 79 SCORED A TOUCHDOWN"

[_j_lou_]

"he has the buggest lips ever...but they are sooo pretty"

"you know if you just hang out with him and he has that stuff the reverend says in the weddings you would be like married"

"tomorrow im going to reverend rory asher's chruch of journalism"

"he's like half a foot"

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That kept me in stitches.

[littlelight2]

Whomever said that,

Slays me.