-Is dead from laughing-

[_jaye_]

Good God. I've read something today that probably will not fail to make me laugh:
IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE FANFIC
(Rated M for "sex" scenes and almost perfect swearing I believe)

Really. I was like "WTF" at first, then started to crack up as I read on.
It keels me more than how Nietzsche keels me.
And I shall put up some quotes. Many quotes.

"“Yeah fucking

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I am so sorry for spamming your inbox with this. D:

[criminalize]

“U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”

YEAH VOLDEXFART, I WANNA CUM WITH YOU TO THE CONCERT. SIRIUSLY. Oh, and can we bring Luscious Malfoy along, too? He's the one who I need to CUM ALONG WITH the most. Because he's got money like a fokker, hahahaha STANISM. Also, ANVIL LASAGNE IS SO GOFFIK. HOHOHO~

Re: I am so sorry for spamming your inbox with this. D:

[_jaye_]

I don't think I'll ever get over STANISM ROFL.

[ilovestarburst]

That killed me, that really did! xD

""“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Satan?”

“Oh he’s cumming.” said Serious."

OH MY GOD. xDD

[_jaye_]

HAHAHAH Indeed! that's one of my fav bits as well XD

I hope she keeps updating it. It relieves me of boredom and stress.

Oh do read the 38 chapters if you have time and if your brain will not burn.