Attention Ladies and Gentlemen... missing baby

[_jessapie_]

So it was brought to my attention tonight by my lovely ex boyfriend Richard's sister that I have a child... not a child... but an actual baby... anybody seen it? Because I don't remember popping him/her out... stupid ass mother fucker...

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[haveaheartagram]

i dunno jess i looked EVERYWHERE at work the other day....maybe the little bastard was hiding underneath the register....

<3 ya