To the jerk who shoved me into locker 327 --

[_jubilation_lee]

You SUCK.

Do you know where that stupid thing spit me out? Out of all of the places it could have dropped me -- Munchkinland, Albuquerque, Jude Law's lap -- it threw me out in 1985.

I really, really hate you right now. People were watching Dallas and listening to David Lee Roth and scrunching their socks. I have nightmares that start like that

Comments

[jayne_serenity]

you need a hand, sweetheart?

[_jubilation_lee]

"Yeah," Jubilee mutters as she removes a leg warmer from her jacket with a scowl. "If you find out who shoved me in the locker, feel free to smack him upside the head."

[jayne_serenity]

leave his head on yer doorstep, if ya want.

[_jubilation_lee]

Jubilee smiles and says with a wicked smile, "Always the romantic, aren't you?"

[alchemic_bean]

Hey, do you know anything about subduing big blue furry guys before they hurt themselves worse?!

*is running around like a chicken sans head*

[_jubilation_lee]

Jubilee perks up, forgetting her crimped hair. "Wait, you mean Hank? What's that big goofball up to now?"

[alchemic_bean]

I'm not sure but we need help!

[auroryborealis]

Rory arches a brow.

"So that's that it does. Maybe the flamethrower won't be necessary, then."

[_jubilation_lee]

Jubilee frowns. "You might," she says. "I think I lucked out. Which is saying a lot because ... oh, God, the jelly shoes."

[auroryborealis]

"Hmm. As much as I love the eighties...I look really bad in legwarmers. So I guess we ought to bring the flamethrower and stuff anyway."

She quickly makes a note in a small pad she pulls from her purse.

[chasingangela]

"I always thought jelly shoes were kind of cool," Angela says sheepishly. "We used to, like, wear them in the pool." She pauses. "Which is probably much more appealing when you're seven."

"But. Um. I'm so glad you made it back."

What?

[_ripper_giles_]

Locker 327 you say?
{pulls out wallet and heads for locker 327}

{yells down hallway}
Rosenberg? Rosenberg! Can you tell me who won the Victorian Football League Premiership in 1985? ROSENBERG!!!!

Re: What?

[_jubilation_lee]

Jubilee glares at Giles before turning her attention back to the locker. "Uh, I don't think it'll go back to there now --"

She's interrupted as the door to locker 327 bursts open and a plume of flames shoots out across the hall, then shrinks back into the locker as the backdraft slams the door shut in its wake. "See what I mean?"

Re: What?

[_ripper_giles_]

Oh bugger all.
Never mind, Rosenberg! It's too late!

{looks at you}
Are those leg-warmers you're wearing?

Re: What?

[_jubilation_lee]

Jubilee looks back at you with a dark scowl. "I'm not wearing them on purpose," she says past gritted teeth. "There was this Jazzercise class, see ..."

[ten_and_chips]

327...is a time machine? I should look into this.