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xXstargazin07Xx (7:08:21 PM): max omg. lol my moms friend just called her cause she was babysitting her friend's chiuauau and the dog freaking ran away! lmfao! and the people are coming back tonight! wow, that lady is screwed.
xXstargazin07Xx (7:08:37 PM): damn mexicans, always running away and sneaking over rivers and shit
elspicule (7:09:19 PM): LMAO
elspicule (7:09:24 PM): that poor chiauau
xXstargazin07Xx (7:09:28 PM): LOL
xXstargazin07Xx (7:09:52 PM): maybe if she made empenadas and like wafted the sent throughout the house the dog would come back..
elspicule (7:10:14 PM): lolduh
xXstargazin07Xx (7:10:31 PM): lmao, now i know what to do whenever you go missing
xXstargazin07Xx (7:12:18 PM): :-* i love you
xXstargazin07Xx (7:12:23 PM): besos!
elspicule (7:12:27 PM): kelly
xXstargazin07Xx (7:12:31 PM): taco flavored besos lmfao
xXstargazin07Xx (7:12:34 PM): maxx
elspicule (7:12:41 PM): i dunt noe how to say i hate u nymore
elspicule (7:12:44 PM): ive ran out of ways
xXstargazin07Xx (7:12:54 PM): =-O :-( that hurts
silverflame1327 (4:08:13 PM): holy merde on a stick i walked up to this girl in the hallway and i said 'youve got something on your face' and she got mad and walked away!!
xXstargazin07Xx (4:08:23 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silverflame1327 (4:08:31 PM): hahahahaha
xXstargazin07Xx (4:08:37 PM): its ash wednesday dumbass
xXstargazin07Xx (7:10:24 PM): my mom is making pancakes for dinner
xXstargazin07Xx (7:10:29 PM): i tried explainig to her that we arent jewish
*mexican whore video*
xXstargazin07Xx (10:33:39 AM): woah
xXstargazin07Xx (10:33:44 AM): i had a crazy dream last night
elspicule (10:33:55 AM): lol wut?
xXstargazin07Xx (10:33:57 AM): shelley had to get one of her legs amputated
elspicule (10:34:05 AM): LOL
xXstargazin07Xx (10:34:37 AM): lol and durring the dream i was aware i was dreaming so i was @ the hospital and i was like "WHO DREAMS UP THIS SHIT???"
elspicule (10:35:10 AM): lmao only kelly
xXstargazin07Xx (10:35:13 AM): yep
xXstargazin07Xx (10:35:15 AM): lol
xXstargazin07Xx (10:35:21 AM): twas strange
xXstargazin07Xx (10:36:02 AM): and then everyone went to the movies to see like jarassic park or something and i was like "no, i feel bad, shelley is getting her leg cut off today. im going to the hospital"
xXstargazin07Xx (10:36:16 AM): and everyone went to the movies and i went to the hospital
xXstargazin07Xx (10:36:24 AM): and then i woke up
elspicule (10:36:27 AM): lol ur dream form is sch a good friend
xXstargazin07Xx (10:36:33 AM): lol damn right
xXstargazin07Xx (10:06:05 PM): i was putting a nail into my wall and i missed and hit my finger
elspicule (10:06:10 PM): u shld probly stop hittin ur hand w/ hammers
xXstargazin07Xx (10:06:18 PM): and what pisses me off the most is that the picture on the wall is crooked.
elspicule (10:06:25 PM): lol
elspicule (10:06:27 PM): ouch
elspicule (10:06:34 PM): now thats gotta hurt
elspicule (10:06:37 PM): sept in my house
elspicule (10:06:56 PM): were mexican
elspicule (10:07:02 PM): so everythings crooked
xXstargazin07Xx (10:07:07 PM): like ur mom?
elspicule (10:07:34 PM): that was very very funny
xXstargazin07Xx (10:07:44 PM): lmao i know
elspicule (10:07:46 PM): but im crying instead of laughing
xXstargazin07Xx (10:07:49 PM): im a damn good comedian
xXstargazin07Xx (10:07:55 PM): i brought you to tears
xXstargazin07Xx (10:08:02 PM): OMG IS UR MOM REALLY GAY??
xXstargazin07Xx (10:08:10 PM): IS CHRIS SHORT FOR CHIRSTINA?
elspicule (10:09:31 PM): this is where kelly looses my friendship
elspicule (10:09:47 PM): and no one loves her ever again
xXstargazin07Xx (10:10:00 PM): :-(
elspicule (10:10:01 PM): cuz shes an asshole lol
xXstargazin07Xx (10:10:26 PM): lol
xXstargazin07Xx (10:10:30 PM): but im a pretty asshole
elspicule (10:10:37 PM): tru
elspicule (10:10:41 PM): but ur also fat
elspicule (10:10:43 PM): and hairy
xXstargazin07Xx (10:10:46 PM): =-O
xXstargazin07Xx (10:10:51 PM): like the girl from the ring
elspicule (10:11:05 PM): lol like the french version of that grl
xXstargazin07Xx (10:13:37 PM): LMAO hey now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't braid my pits!
elspicule (10:14:30 PM): lol
elspicule (10:14:33 PM): u shld
elspicule (10:14:40 PM): thats hot shit rite ther
xXstargazin07Xx (10:14:44 PM): lmao only if u braid ur chimp pubes
elspicule (10:15:12 PM): LMAO
elspicule (10:15:14 PM): chimp!!
elspicule (10:15:22 PM): i hav CHIMP PUBES
xXstargazin07Xx (10:15:26 PM): lol what did u think i was saying?
xXstargazin07Xx (10:15:32 PM): all this time...
elspicule (10:15:42 PM): lol chin
xXstargazin07Xx (10:15:47 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xXstargazin07Xx (10:16:07 PM): LMFAOROFLLMFAO!!!!!!
xXstargazin07Xx (10:16:14 PM): lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!
elspicule (10:16:17 PM): lmao w0w the best times r when two msunderstandings meet
xXstargazin07Xx (10:16:23 PM): ohhhyessss
xXstargazin07Xx (10:28:28 PM): u should write a song about me
xXstargazin07Xx (10:28:32 PM): in chem
elspicule (10:28:39 PM): "ooohhhh shes a fatassssss"
xXstargazin07Xx (10:28:44 PM): =-O
elspicule (10:28:58 PM): "she blocked out the sunnnn"
elspicule (10:29:05 PM): "wat a fatassssss"
xXstargazin07Xx (10:29:09 PM): =-O =-O
elspicule (10:42:45 PM): thas y i make fun of her
elspicule (10:42:50 PM): but c atleast im not flirting :-P
xo0innocence0ox (10:43:24 PM): lmao max, that is flirting
xo0innocence0ox (10:43:28 PM): ur so clueless
xo0innocence0ox (10:43:30 PM): its cute
elspicule (10:43:43 PM): calling her fat is flirting?
elspicule (10:43:45 PM): come on now
elspicule (10:43:59 PM): xXstargazin07Xx (10:43:07 PM): i had sex with your mother.
elspicule (10:43:12 PM): me2
xXstargazin07Xx (10:43:29 PM): =-O
xXstargazin07Xx (10:43:35 PM): thats hot.
elspicule (10:44:04 PM): lol now thats flirting
xo0innocence0ox (10:44:09 PM): lmao
max: "I saw her... shes kinda fat... but I'll bet shes good in bed..."
kelly: *glares at max*
max: "uh... I mean shes ugly and she has herpes....?"
"He always said, 'her face is nasty,' but then he goes and makes out with her! And hes like 'I'm only in it for the ass,' and Im like 'dude, you're not kissing her ass...'"
-Mike
xXstargazin07Xx (4:33:04 PM): what in the name of hitlers panties and matching bra set is this about? i was just looking through my brothers cds and i found a purple cd that holds 12 'kid's dance party' songs.
xXstargazin07Xx (4:33:10 PM): 'just the hits- for kids'
silverflame1327 (4:33:22 PM): lmao
xXstargazin07Xx (4:33:27 PM): with classics such as 'if you're happy and you know it'
xXstargazin07Xx (4:33:35 PM): and 'i've been working on the railroad'
silverflame1327 (4:33:44 PM): i thik hes a bit....
silverflame1327 (4:33:49 PM): how to put this
xXstargazin07Xx (4:33:52 PM): and my personal favorite 'pat a cake'
silverflame1327 (4:33:58 PM): ...
xXstargazin07Xx (4:33:59 PM): in not even kidding
"she gave me imiation crabs.
they're fake just like her love.
they're fake just like her kisses.
they're fake just like her hugs..."
angie's mom: "all i want is some respect! r-e-p-c-e-t-p-c-s-t!"
*mom walks in with little packet thingy in her hand*
mom: "kelly, is it okay if i give you something for Easter now?"
me: "....IS THAT A CONDOM????"
xXstargazin07Xx (9:09:52 PM): ... whos robert johnson? lmao
silverflame1327 (9:09:58 PM): idk
xXstargazin07Xx (9:11:20 PM): lmao i think ts a fake name
silverflame1327 (9:11:26 PM): me too
xXstargazin07Xx (9:11:33 PM): hotmale.com
xXstargazin07Xx (9:11:34 PM): lmao
silverflame1327 (9:11:57 PM): wtf is that?
silverflame1327 (9:12:20 PM): HOLY SHIT!
xXstargazin07Xx (9:12:24 PM): lmao its the end of his email addy
xXstargazin07Xx (9:12:27 PM): wut?
silverflame1327 (9:12:27 PM): mah eyes they BURN
xXstargazin07Xx (9:12:31 PM): why?
silverflame1327 (9:12:48 PM): have you been to to th site?
xXstargazin07Xx (9:12:51 PM): no....
silverflame1327 (9:12:54 PM): its gay porn!
silverflame1327 (9:12:57 PM): ew....
xXstargazin07Xx (9:13:04 PM): AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! robert johnson's a queer!
silverflame1327 (4:31:21 PM): i am being thrust upon the racks of love
silverflame1327 (4:31:31 PM): whatever the fuck that means
silverflame1327 (4:31:33 PM): lol
xXstargazin07Xx (4:31:33 PM): o0o0o wear a condom
http://www.livejournal.com/users/_kellbellina_/65369.html -- WOAH. THAT WAS LESS THAN A YEAR AGO?? WHATTTT???
dramaXqueen903 (6:56:28 PM): may i tickle you with my russian sausage?
Katie: D'or is kind of a slutty store, but they also sell maturnity type shirts there too....
Me: Thats cause sluts wear the skanky clothes, then get pregnant and have to wear the fatass clothes.
me: "so you ugh.. want me to do the hook-up?"
*laughs forever*
angie: "do you even know him?"
*laughs forever... again*
me: "...no"
*laughs hysterically*
angie: "...yes."
me: "mom, smell may hair, does it still smell like chlorine?"
mom: "i'm not going to smell your hair! people are going to think we're lesbians!"
me: "......."
Pawn 4 Now (10:43:47 PM): happy 1 month
xXstargazin07Xx (10:43:53 PM): fuck off
max: "We'd make some cool babies."
me: "Yeah, they'd be hot."
max: "Yeah, I'd do em."
me: "............ you bastard."
xXstargazin07Xx (4:44:44 PM): lmfao i slapped ricky
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:45:19 PM): llolool...thta was soo funnny
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:45:24 PM): yd he want to be hit?
xXstargazin07Xx (4:45:27 PM): idk
xXstargazin07Xx (4:45:27 PM): lol
xXstargazin07Xx (4:45:31 PM): but it felt cool
xXstargazin07Xx (4:45:38 PM): did it look hard?
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:45:56 PM): yea it did...ive always wanted to slap someone...thats not fair he should of asked me
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:45:59 PM): jerk
xXstargazin07Xx (4:46:01 PM): haha
xXstargazin07Xx (4:46:07 PM): everyone looked really suprised
xXstargazin07Xx (4:46:21 PM): like everyones eyes got huge cause they didnt think id do it
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:46:30 PM): i know...they were all like "did she really just slap him"
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:46:34 PM): and he was all red and shit
xXstargazin07Xx (4:46:38 PM): haha yeah
xXstargazin07Xx (4:46:47 PM): don't mess wif me bitches.
xXstargazin07Xx (4:46:57 PM): im a straight up G n i'll bitch slap yo azz
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:47:27 PM): kelll........
SwEeTaSkAnDy6925 (4:47:30 PM): your white
me: " ...and you never done treated me mean... but once you had got what you wanted,you're -"
mom: "what did he get? some poontang?"
me: "WHAT????!?!?!"
mom: "what, you don't think i know what you kids call it now a days?"
angie: "you should have seen his face... he looked downright crestfallen."
me: "mhm."
angie: "so when are you ever going to tell him?"
me: "tell him what?"
angie: "oh, i don't know. maybe that you're in love with him?"
[ =) ]
xoBlondie247xo (10:27:41 PM): ur just jealous because if we were both guys, my penis would be bigger
*car coming down the street*
Me: RUNNNN!!!
*cop sirens go off*
Everyone, especially the black guys: SHIT THE COPS!!!
*running even faster*
Katie: ...Kelly, wear are your pants?
~I'm ever so slowly tearing up the desk and breaking off the painted on paper wood crap~
CRACK!!!!
Logan: "What the hell?!"
Me: *tears off large chunk of desk* "I'M TAKING THIS SCHOOL WITH ME!!!!!!!"
angie: "Kelly, you're horrible... the kid spills out his heart to you in an apologetic note and all you can do it make fun of his grammatical errors!"
Buddy GT700 (7:30:01 PM): im glad im noticed now
xXstargazin07Xx (7:30:17 PM): or so you think
xXstargazin07Xx (7:30:59 PM): i mean, no one notices the fat kids. its the harsh reality of it all.
Buddy GT700 (7:31:17 PM): --im guna go kill myself then
xXstargazin07Xx (7:31:25 PM): see if i notice
xXstargazin07Xx (7:32:16 PM): i mean...
Buddy GT700 (7:32:18 PM): eeeeeerrrrr
xXstargazin07Xx (7:32:23 PM): no... don't...
Buddy GT700 (7:33:29 PM): thats rite
Buddy GT700 (7:33:36 PM): called ur bluff
xXstargazin07Xx (7:34:00 PM): well... i guess you're not so fat.
xXstargazin07Xx (7:34:09 PM): i mean... i can still talk to you and all.
xXstargazin07Xx (7:34:16 PM): and be seen with you occasionally.
Buddy GT700 (7:35:30 PM): well i supposse thats comforting
Buddy GT700 (7:35:32 PM): i guess
xXstargazin07Xx (7:37:20 PM): ehh
xXstargazin07Xx (7:39:33 PM): plus, i think its kind of selfish for fat people to just kill themselves. at least fly to africa and do it. then the poor people could at least have something to eat. otherwise, youre just this huge waste on society. but letting the poor kids eat you is kind of noble. then you aren't just a fat loser who killed youself, you're a fat loser who died for a cause.
Buddy GT700 (7:40:36 PM): o
Buddy GT700 (7:40:38 PM): thatnks
Buddy GT700 (4:43:00 PM): how am i suppossed 2sleep when i have 2 gay serial sex rapists next door
xXstargazin07Xx (4:43:09 PM): carefully?
Buddy GT700 (4:43:14 PM): lol
xXstargazin07Xx (4:43:19 PM): and lay on your back
Katie: "Haha, at least my boss doesn't want to bone my mom."
Me: "Haha, at least my mom didn't fuck my softball coach."
Katie: "SHUT UP!"
angie: "yeah, thats right pansy. wear those dark glasses to cover up your pathetic emo tears."
me: "dude... he's fucking blind."
angie: "....... oh.... shit."