...im confused......

i think i just got salmoned.
if only i knew wtf that was....

DewySalmon (1:50:34 PM): Hi.
letsdiscoxoh (2:55:03 PM): hi?
DewySalmon (2:55:19 PM): ever been salmoned before?
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why are people so fucking weird?

hey, here's an idea...

go fuck yourself and stop being so psycho, you manipulating cunt, asshole, jerk, fucktard person.

I used to say that you were everything
You got your way but not anymore
Did you think it would be that easy
Did you think I’d be back for more
Loving you was a big mistake cos I don’t miss you at all
Did you think I would wait forever
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i find it pathetic that you are so predictable.

i hate my  dorm. its awkward. i dont want to be here and the girls dont want me here ( Read more... )

i'm bitter.

crapits KEITH (10:50:33 AM): sorry didnt mean to click that picture shit
letsdiscoxoh (10:50:37 AM): liar
letsdiscoxoh (10:50:45 AM): you were gonna send me nudes
crapits KEITH (10:50:54 AM): that was just that one time
crapits KEITH (10:51:05 AM): and i thought we moved on from that
letsdiscoxoh (10:51:10 AM): its was 2 times and you know it
crapits ( Read more... )

tick. tick. tick. tick. tick.

fucking driving me crazy.

 im seriously considering starting you back up...

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? no.

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 3 years

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? pizza

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? who hasn't.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? heh, my job is pretty much a workout. so about 3 hours ago.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? food.

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? pizza

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ( Read more... )

 blah blah blah

you're a jerk