Not just for the leaves

[_kiss_it_]

There was the kind of rain that I hope no one has to be stuck in this morning. I think if I was homeless, I'd get arrested just so I wouldn't have to sleep outsied on nights like that

Comments

[hammersforteeth]

you should um, kill your cat.

[_kiss_it_]

NO! NEVER! I LOVE HER!

[thexemoxreject]

heymynamesmattandiwantyourpeniskbye<3

[_kiss_it_]

Come on over and you can have it.

<3

PS, you're hot.

[zackhm]

Actually the lovely penis belongs to me. See, he's MY boy. But you're hot, so if you ask nicely, you can play with it if I can watch!

[_kiss_it_]

We'll take lots of pictures, I promise hun.

But I'd rather you just joined in.

[subvoce]

Put a litter box in the closet

[_kiss_it_]

So the shit can just sit there instead? Um, no. She can just stay out.

I know how u feel....

[kiahpet]

dude thats why my cat doesnt come in my room!
she peed in my knapsack once too. i didnt know it at first so i walked around school alot and blamed it on other things and people were like u smell like pee and then i smelt my knapsack and was like shiiiitt son of a female cat!! and then i put my knapsack in my locker and never spoke about it again and it was bens locker tooo and so the smell built up and when u opend the locker it would hit u like a blanket of death and make u wanna barf. Ben got really mad and people luaghed. and i left lotsa old sandwhiches there too and they got really moldy.
and we all lived happily ever after.
THE END.

Re: I know how u feel....

[_kiss_it_]

I never left anything in my locker. Ever.

Well, school shit. But not food. Never food.

[manicsailors]

I'm a cat. I'm cute and I won't shit in your room. Adopt me!

[_kiss_it_]

Mmmmmmmmmmaybe. When I come to England. And only if you do all the house work.

[manicsailors]

Cats don't do house work. SORRY BABE.

[_kiss_it_]

Well you'll just have to be a miracle of science and be the first ever cat to learn to do house work. Otherwise, NO DICE.