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So as I was walking back to my car from autozone which is right next to my work. Some guy that looked to be about 25 yrs old least, walks past me and just says "hey I just got to say this you have beautiful tits." Some fucking nerve, I just kept walking. As I was fixing my tail light is proceed to talk to me and asked what I did for fun, where I ( Read more... ) -
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The photographer at my work the other day suggested I do some modeling for extra cash. He gave me a website, its for models, makeup artist, hairdressers, and photographers. It was super random but I think i might join. It could be for my tattoo fund. These legs aren't going to tattoo themselves, and I already know exactly what I want. Well for my ( Read more... ) -
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Its so weird. When someone passes away, its like they just went on vacation but haven't returned yet. Almost like one day they'll just walk threw your door one day and say "sorry that took so long". -
told you so
1. superman dat hoe: when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape.
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Z-Money Delight: the act of consuming four (4) consecutive shots of hard liquor, followed by a beer bong within a short period of time. also known as a Money Delight
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Christmas was wonderful. Well family wise, it was bunk. But chilling with my friends was chill. Ann totally bought me feetie pjs. Their alittle gay but awesome at the same time, weird. I want to go bowling badly. Jeff is finally home and once i get my car back on the road I'm taking him to get his septum pierced, its gonna be so cute. I think I'll ( Read more... ) -
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Does He Love You? - rilo kiley ( Read more... ) -
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So it seems everythings been well. My company outting was last weekend, fun fun. I handed out prizes and a cake. I felt lile vanna white, LOL. Afterwards we partied no coworkers just friends, it was such a good hit. I don't even care that i got covered in marker and wokeup with a fat lip the next morning. worth it. Fucking frankenberry is the best ( Read more... ) -
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Just when i was going to give up on you, I heard you were driving past my house rubbedneckin. You were looking for me :). So I called and you picked up. Guitly and jealiousy is going to kill you. I kept saying next time i get him on the phone he's going to get it, he's a cunt and so on. But as soon as i heard his voice I melted. He'll never call me ( Read more... )