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[_knivesxout]

 so i had my interview this morning at 9am after having slept for only an hour the night before. i fell asleep around 6:30am and woke up around 7:45am to get up. fart bomb.

if i don't get this job i'm going to kill myself.

ALSO I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL YOU GUYS:

me and sean were having sex the other night like we do pretty much everynight. i was

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[xlostbyanechox]

oh my gosh that is soo funny.
there is nothing funnier than fart sex!