My livejournal is 10 years old!
Happy birthday _krystalena! You are the longest journal I have ever kept. You have been with me through thick and thin!
To celebrate let us laugh at the utter stupidity that was my mid to late teen self.
Ready?
Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2001-07-05 00:44:00
Current mood: artistic
Subject: wonderful use of iambic pantameter............................wameter
fun haiku's for all
oh dear the sky fell
now there is a big hole there
damn chicken little
my lizard budrick
he stares at me frequently
he thinks i am god
snowman with carrot
you melted in the hot sun
left a gross puddle
i have a good joke
have you seen it under there?
underwear? ha ha
these haiku's are origional work of ME! :) so there enjoy hehe! (ooh that rhymed.....i kick ass man)
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Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2001-07-13 01:10:00
Current mood: mischievous
Current music: space-female of the species
Subject: *weirdos on the street of spring lake*
ok um...where shall i start...
i called chad to see if he wanted to do anything. he says "ok i'll come over..but i have no gas so i'll have to make some out of a gum rapper and tin foil" then my mom yelled at me to walk the dogs. by the time i got back there was a messaged on the answering machine "KRYSTALLL I'M BORED CALL MEE (this is nikki)" so i call and chad comes over at the same time. we all decide to go to the beach and nikki will stay the night. YIPPY something to do (i had been playing that damn harvest moon game all friggin day)
nikki came over and we left for the beach. by the time we got there we realized it was too cold for swimming like the dumb ppl that we are :) so we climbed up at dune and sat there for a long time poor sand on eachother *still has globs of it in her hair* nikki got sand in chad's poor lil ear and he threw a hissy fit so we had to go home and get him a q-tip. only to see that i am the only person in the world that doesn't have q-tips in my house. so we went on a search. first to rite aid...stupid bastards closed right as we pulled up. then we went to orchard and saw paul there lookin for tampons lol. eventually we got to the q-tips. 500 or 2.79 pretty cheap. then we got burger king and went back to my house. chad had to leave so me and nikki were like WESCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*SECOND PART OF THE STORY*
we left my house to go to wesco with our infamous bunny ears on ;) once we got there we got some jone's soda and they didn't have my god damn pop rock so i threw a fit. i got over it though. then we went to visit sara flea at the trailer park. we couldn't find her trailer.....nikki is staring at me like its MY fault....but its not. i can't see in the dark so NAH! we found it though and draged sara out with us (we gave her some fuzzy alien doohiky's to wear on her head cuz we didn't have more bunny ears)
first we walked the lil spring lake strip and nikki walked by the bar window hopping around like a bunny......go figure. then we went to the church parking lot (if you have read an entry i made a LONG time ago this would sound familer...if not just look at my calender in march 31 u'll see it) minus the bouncy ball and plus one more crazy person with us.
we sat by the big statue and started yelling at the cars. here are some quotes from this evening:
1.) "HII!! no i'm not high i mean bye!!!!! and no i'm not bi either!!"-nikki
2.)"What a crock of crap!" "Did you just say what a cock of crap???"-nikki and me
3.)"I hope to god kevin's parents don't drive by"-sara
4.)"ITS MARSS!!!!"-me yelling at the sky
5.)"PULL OVER!!"-guys in a car "I'M NOT IN A CARR!!!"-nikki yelling at the guys in the car
6.)"Look for the big ceramic goose!" "isn't it that right there?" "um......shit!"-me and nikki trying to find sara's trailer after walking around her trailer for ten minutes
ok all in all...3 bored girls+3 fuzzy head ordiments=total and comeplete chaos.
we went back to wesco and i bought me some cotton candy :) and sara got some soda. then we saw rivers cuomo..oh wait no..it was nick...he looks just like him though lol *drool* then we walked sara home and we ventured back to my house and watched sailor moon movies (the japanese versions with nakedness and lesbians lol) and now we are here sittin on our asses talking about how retarded we are :) oh well
wow this is a long entry....i'll stop now :)
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Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2003-04-24 14:06:00
Current mood: amused
Current music: this chocolate bunny tastes like dirt. EW.
Subject: you silly turd
qotd:
dave-"neil you can't kill me!"
me-"ya! you don't have any shoes on!"
-government class today after dave and i stole neil's shoes-
oh god i had a good day at school.
what the hell.
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Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2002-03-26 18:14:00
Current mood: hot
Current music: weezer-photograph
Subject: IF YOU WANT IT YOU CAN HAVE IT
good evening folks
i feel better now. yay. i don't have play practice tomorrow or thursday! then next week is my spring break. i dunno what i'm gonna do over spring break. chad wants me to go camping with him. i hate camping
::a breif history of why krystal hates camping::
when i was like 10 my dad took my sister and i on a camping trip in the middle of nowhere. our camp sight was right by this pond with all these frogs in it. so me and my sister went frog catching. of course like all little youngins i got stuck in the muddy pond and got all dirty. so i go back up to change my clothes and realized that i have left my back pack at home on my bed. wee.
later on in the trip my sister went exploring in the woods for a while and guess what. she got lost. so my dad had to leave me at the sight all alone until he found her. it was getting all dark and i was by myself. i was scared shitless. and i thought my sister got eaten by beavers or something. but my dad found her by yelling 'YOOOHOOO' really loud. which didn't make me feel any better cuz i thought i was gonna get eaten by that damn sassquatch.
the end.
so ya i might just visit (he's camping in his backyard which is basically the woods).
untimate manilow is on the top of cd's i want list.
not really i was lying
:X
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Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2001-08-21 16:06:00
Current mood: bored
azach5k: Brett rented "hannibal"... it came out today.
pixiechild007: AHHHHHHHHHHH
pixiechild007: *runs and hides*
azach5k: do you not like that movie
azach5k: ?
pixiechild007: never seen it.....never gonna
azach5k: it's AWESOME!!!
pixiechild007: nooooooo
pixiechild007: scarweee
azach5k: no it isn't... don't be a wuss...
pixiechild007: i am a wuss!
pixiechild007: damn proud of it too :-D
azach5k: you live in a house with meat carpet, you shouldn't be scared of anything by now!
pixiechild007: hey don't mock my meat carpet
azach5k: I LOVE the meat carpet... If you ever rip that up I want some... I'm just saying that if I lived in that house, nothing would scare me. You live in the ghetto, after all...
pixiechild007: lol
pixiechild007: we are ripping it out
pixiechild007: i'l save you some
azach5k: *Gasp* DIBS!!!!
azach5k: Think I can have enough to carpet a dorm room?
azach5k: I'm gonna need some for college, you know...
pixiechild007: rofl i don't know
pixiechild007: we'll see
azach5k: I'm sure Harm is gonna get enough for her dorm first... but if I don't get at least a LITTLE, then I'm going to kill you.
pixiechild007: ahh!
pixiechild007: ok ok hehe
azach5k: ((don't you love how I threaten to kill all my friends?)) I'm serious... I know where you live...
pixiechild007: no i know where YOU live
azach5k: damn.
azach5k: I knew my plan had a hole in it somewhere
To celebrate let us laugh at the utter stupidity that was my mid to late teen self.
Ready?
Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2001-07-05 00:44:00
Current mood: artistic
Subject: wonderful use of iambic pantameter............................wameter
fun haiku's for all
oh dear the sky fell
now there is a big hole there
damn chicken little
my lizard budrick
he stares at me frequently
he thinks i am god
snowman with carrot
you melted in the hot sun
left a gross puddle
i have a good joke
have you seen it under there?
underwear? ha ha
these haiku's are origional work of ME! :) so there enjoy hehe! (ooh that rhymed.....i kick ass man)
---
Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2001-07-13 01:10:00
Current mood: mischievous
Current music: space-female of the species
Subject: *weirdos on the street of spring lake*
ok um...where shall i start...
i called chad to see if he wanted to do anything. he says "ok i'll come over..but i have no gas so i'll have to make some out of a gum rapper and tin foil" then my mom yelled at me to walk the dogs. by the time i got back there was a messaged on the answering machine "KRYSTALLL I'M BORED CALL MEE (this is nikki)" so i call and chad comes over at the same time. we all decide to go to the beach and nikki will stay the night. YIPPY something to do (i had been playing that damn harvest moon game all friggin day)
nikki came over and we left for the beach. by the time we got there we realized it was too cold for swimming like the dumb ppl that we are :) so we climbed up at dune and sat there for a long time poor sand on eachother *still has globs of it in her hair* nikki got sand in chad's poor lil ear and he threw a hissy fit so we had to go home and get him a q-tip. only to see that i am the only person in the world that doesn't have q-tips in my house. so we went on a search. first to rite aid...stupid bastards closed right as we pulled up. then we went to orchard and saw paul there lookin for tampons lol. eventually we got to the q-tips. 500 or 2.79 pretty cheap. then we got burger king and went back to my house. chad had to leave so me and nikki were like WESCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*SECOND PART OF THE STORY*
we left my house to go to wesco with our infamous bunny ears on ;) once we got there we got some jone's soda and they didn't have my god damn pop rock so i threw a fit. i got over it though. then we went to visit sara flea at the trailer park. we couldn't find her trailer.....nikki is staring at me like its MY fault....but its not. i can't see in the dark so NAH! we found it though and draged sara out with us (we gave her some fuzzy alien doohiky's to wear on her head cuz we didn't have more bunny ears)
first we walked the lil spring lake strip and nikki walked by the bar window hopping around like a bunny......go figure. then we went to the church parking lot (if you have read an entry i made a LONG time ago this would sound familer...if not just look at my calender in march 31 u'll see it) minus the bouncy ball and plus one more crazy person with us.
we sat by the big statue and started yelling at the cars. here are some quotes from this evening:
1.) "HII!! no i'm not high i mean bye!!!!! and no i'm not bi either!!"-nikki
2.)"What a crock of crap!" "Did you just say what a cock of crap???"-nikki and me
3.)"I hope to god kevin's parents don't drive by"-sara
4.)"ITS MARSS!!!!"-me yelling at the sky
5.)"PULL OVER!!"-guys in a car "I'M NOT IN A CARR!!!"-nikki yelling at the guys in the car
6.)"Look for the big ceramic goose!" "isn't it that right there?" "um......shit!"-me and nikki trying to find sara's trailer after walking around her trailer for ten minutes
ok all in all...3 bored girls+3 fuzzy head ordiments=total and comeplete chaos.
we went back to wesco and i bought me some cotton candy :) and sara got some soda. then we saw rivers cuomo..oh wait no..it was nick...he looks just like him though lol *drool* then we walked sara home and we ventured back to my house and watched sailor moon movies (the japanese versions with nakedness and lesbians lol) and now we are here sittin on our asses talking about how retarded we are :) oh well
wow this is a long entry....i'll stop now :)
---
Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2003-04-24 14:06:00
Current mood: amused
Current music: this chocolate bunny tastes like dirt. EW.
Subject: you silly turd
qotd:
dave-"neil you can't kill me!"
me-"ya! you don't have any shoes on!"
-government class today after dave and i stole neil's shoes-
oh god i had a good day at school.
what the hell.
---
Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2002-03-26 18:14:00
Current mood: hot
Current music: weezer-photograph
Subject: IF YOU WANT IT YOU CAN HAVE IT
good evening folks
i feel better now. yay. i don't have play practice tomorrow or thursday! then next week is my spring break. i dunno what i'm gonna do over spring break. chad wants me to go camping with him. i hate camping
::a breif history of why krystal hates camping::
when i was like 10 my dad took my sister and i on a camping trip in the middle of nowhere. our camp sight was right by this pond with all these frogs in it. so me and my sister went frog catching. of course like all little youngins i got stuck in the muddy pond and got all dirty. so i go back up to change my clothes and realized that i have left my back pack at home on my bed. wee.
later on in the trip my sister went exploring in the woods for a while and guess what. she got lost. so my dad had to leave me at the sight all alone until he found her. it was getting all dark and i was by myself. i was scared shitless. and i thought my sister got eaten by beavers or something. but my dad found her by yelling 'YOOOHOOO' really loud. which didn't make me feel any better cuz i thought i was gonna get eaten by that damn sassquatch.
the end.
so ya i might just visit (he's camping in his backyard which is basically the woods).
untimate manilow is on the top of cd's i want list.
not really i was lying
:X
---
Krystalena ([info]_krystalena) wrote,
@ 2001-08-21 16:06:00
Current mood: bored
azach5k: Brett rented "hannibal"... it came out today.
pixiechild007: AHHHHHHHHHHH
pixiechild007: *runs and hides*
azach5k: do you not like that movie
azach5k: ?
pixiechild007: never seen it.....never gonna
azach5k: it's AWESOME!!!
pixiechild007: nooooooo
pixiechild007: scarweee
azach5k: no it isn't... don't be a wuss...
pixiechild007: i am a wuss!
pixiechild007: damn proud of it too :-D
azach5k: you live in a house with meat carpet, you shouldn't be scared of anything by now!
pixiechild007: hey don't mock my meat carpet
azach5k: I LOVE the meat carpet... If you ever rip that up I want some... I'm just saying that if I lived in that house, nothing would scare me. You live in the ghetto, after all...
pixiechild007: lol
pixiechild007: we are ripping it out
pixiechild007: i'l save you some
azach5k: *Gasp* DIBS!!!!
azach5k: Think I can have enough to carpet a dorm room?
azach5k: I'm gonna need some for college, you know...
pixiechild007: rofl i don't know
pixiechild007: we'll see
azach5k: I'm sure Harm is gonna get enough for her dorm first... but if I don't get at least a LITTLE, then I'm going to kill you.
pixiechild007: ahh!
pixiechild007: ok ok hehe
azach5k: ((don't you love how I threaten to kill all my friends?)) I'm serious... I know where you live...
pixiechild007: no i know where YOU live
azach5k: damn.
azach5k: I knew my plan had a hole in it somewhere