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I don't eat candy corn. Actually, I don't eat anything that looks like psychadelic llama droppings. says ( Read more... )

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I should go to Maths.

Bea's journal always makes me want to listen to Evanescence ( Read more... )

Darth Vader was battling Luke Skywalker, their light sabers ablaze. As Vader forced Luke back with one particularly furious blow, he leaned close to Luke's face and said, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke looked puzzled but retaliated so well that he got Vader locked down. Vader laughed and said, "I know what you're getting for ( Read more... )

Oooo I'm performing on Saturday. And I think that it will be really good too! I'm going to host it as well, it's all so ex-cit-ing.

Bridget needs to come here and do something more interesting with my hair.

I just added a mass of people. Just in case you're one of the mass, I'm Lizzie, and I probably go to your school. I'm the really loud one, and you either think I'm hilarious and that I rock, or you think I'm neurotic and annoying.

I've probably licked you at some point.

You've probably commented on my Unfuck The World t-shirt at some point.