Lol Jess has some hyper-mature post about me and how I "sux". Maybe my name will give her head blood poisoning XD

Lizzie (random): Weeeeeeeawwwwwwwweeeeeeeawwwwww.
Mother: Where's the fire?
Lizzie: IN MY LOINS.
Mother: What?!
Lizzie: I said "In my coins".
Mother: Ah. *thinks about this*... What?
Lizzie: Get it? Burning a hole through your pocket?
Mother: Oh... ahaha, I thought you said...
Lizzie: Yes?
Mother: Never mind...

XD teeheehee

http://www.expression.philips.com.br/artes/venc2003/obrasflash/rmello/o_incomodo.swf

You can't spell "Beautiful" without the "Bea".

SO SHIIIINYYY! AHAHAHAHA!

I CAN'T SOTP LAUGHING YAYYYYYY JHAPPY!

Staaaaaaaaaarshiiiiiine...... neever gonna fiiind mneeeeeee XD!

This was a really fucking stupid entry, which should've never existed, and has been deleted.

Most of it was completely untrue.

oh crapcrapcrap

Jess please don't do anything stupid...

yayyy for Bea's lack of hatred towards me, I'd been fretting.

omgomgomgDONNIEDARKOSOUNDTRACKomg!

I didn't even know they MADE one! Oh god this music's beautiful...

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