And today has been an awesome day for me, but it shouldn't have been.
I want to meet this anti-Christ!
You know, I was talking about you a lot today with my friends. And the Denmarkians' (yes I KNOW it's Danish but hush) weird drinking rules. Of buying alcohol at 16, but not order from pubs. Or, it could be the other way around.
I wish you had said that a bit early, then I would have dressed up as my Danish teacher and sent you a video of me saying 'Did someone call for the anti-Christ?'...
Yeah, random, I know!
Ah yes, us Denmarkians have strange rules! You can have sex with animals as long as it doesn't hurt the animal. Also, at 15 you are no longer a minor, so you can sleep with whoever. At 16 you can legally buy fags and booze in stores, but not in pubs till you're 18.
So basically, you can fuck whoever or whatever you want before you can buy alcohol in a bar. Yup yup, Danes make so much sense!
Ever thought about having sex with an animal, then?! *shudders at the thought* God, I don't even KNOW our rules on beastality. And how can you tell if it's hurting them? Who would find out? *shudder again* o.O
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I was hoping the world would end but noooooooooooo, not today!
*Sulks*
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I want to meet this anti-Christ!
You know, I was talking about you a lot today with my friends. And the Denmarkians' (yes I KNOW it's Danish but hush) weird drinking rules. Of buying alcohol at 16, but not order from pubs. Or, it could be the other way around.
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Yeah, random, I know!
Ah yes, us Denmarkians have strange rules! You can have sex with animals as long as it doesn't hurt the animal. Also, at 15 you are no longer a minor, so you can sleep with whoever. At 16 you can legally buy fags and booze in stores, but not in pubs till you're 18.
So basically, you can fuck whoever or whatever you want before you can buy alcohol in a bar. Yup yup, Danes make so much sense!
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Ever thought about having sex with an animal, then?! *shudders at the thought* God, I don't even KNOW our rules on beastality. And how can you tell if it's hurting them? Who would find out? *shudder again* o.O
Hahah that video would be toooootal joy.
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:P
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*jumps on you*
*flail*
OMG
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