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adventures of the last five weeks.

so college has been pretty shit recently - so we've made it up in weekends, since the beginning of term have had a b s o l u t e jokes

ONE.going to the party of a random boy in stokenchurch, getting bored and running down to joes & back again repeatly till about 3 am. playing games with jasmine, ben and glen

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Week One : 'why izzit dat; i am wanting to get jiggy with some bull loving?' also 'I need to find a manlier alternative to socks! I was thinking bubblewrap, but thats not very manly...'and tree-goats. and lucy turning up 'WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SISTER

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CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO COMMENT ON BULL LOVING! that has to be one on of the best quotes ever. also i think that socks thing was after the rave, 'cause you were having that werido convosation whilst i was tripping out on my own shadow. drugs make us all so cool :| poor old kirkham, you had a go at him for his bear skin rug eating your scarf, and where was it jasmine! where you left it in my room! haha, we have the best adventures. oh yeah, apparently The Inquisitor crys when he orgasms - so they all call him crymax. jude law boy told me that and for some reason i forgot to ask How the hell he knew! jokees! i love you - god save the queen x x

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ahahahahaha he crymax haha strangley enough i dont think thats weird as far as he's concerned he cornered me and started talking about his job selling tree houses to jodie kidd no way of escaping that one and 'do you know how to do this dance?' YES I FUCKING WELL DO I'M TRYING TO FIND MY SHOES/HELEN. after i'd danced round the room in my knickers like woo hoo nic is here hurray how embarassing and topley was there aswell sitting in the duvet box ha ha yeah it was that rave time your rite because i remember we were talking about getting sand in your socks and then we were like shit wheres hele and you were curled up on the floor next to the door.haha i swear we always invent these stupid games like that game of eye spy that went on for like two hours and got really intense like we where all trying to trick eachother into thinking the wrong thing xxxxxx

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oh yeah! i'd completely forgotten about that! i swear i had a really good one, and i remember being really proud of it - but it was actually something stupid like "D" for "dark". that was the night of stalker chris's party when we played mario kart and were so bad at it the boys removed us from the room. and "hi can lucy come out" NO LUCY WILL NOT BE COMING OUT! aaha. good times!

ahh jokes, and jamie willie telling me off for cheating on him - please don't tell me im accidently dating him aswell? christian has decided the reason for the entire postal strike was because a certain postman was in my bed, i like this theroy. :D a whole half term week of adventures please! xx

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haha that was funny times jamie willie ahahaha when you didnt realise he was actually hitting on you for days on end and you thought he was joking GOOD ONE HELEN. I didnt remember which one matt was though, i dont think i actually saw him for some reason i thought you meant lawrence?! when you first said it of course i was like wtf!? jude law? lawrence ('David') are we talking about the same person here of course this is all made more confusing by the fact lawrence did not tell us his real name. thats why i was confused. i went on lawrences myspace the other day its like 'i love partys, drinking and animals' animals lol what a weirdo. and then theres this picture like 'here are my two rabbits, i love them' i dont think he was being sarcastic either. which suprised me, i remember him as being quite mean. ah what a long paragraph on the subject of lawrence. see you in ten minutes xxxxxx