This is INSAINLY funny LMFAO

[_lamia_dementia]

this is from St. Mary's Church, if you were wondering

Comments

[hushdawg]

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

Let's see here.. Five or more?

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

So according to that redneck NASCAR fans are Goths and must be sent to mental health professionals...

I'll go for that.. :D

Where, oh where did you get this from? I must have the URL for the Goth forums...

[_lamia_dementia]

idn my friend showed my it in school and then he posted it as one of his myspace bullitens.

[bi_goth_n_alone]

HAHAH yyeah I got that e-mailed to me once. I found that a funny one. If you eat a certain cereal your a goth .. riight.

[lastsoiree]

I've read that about a million times, and every time I see it I laugh more...it's sad how ignorant people can be.

A few of those aren't signs of being a "goth" though, they're signs of being an f'n nerd.

[lastsoiree]

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

DUH. He's in the f'n CoS. Dumbfucks. Sorry. That's all.

LMFAO

[_x_hurt_me_x_]

hahahahahahah x91829474826254852728...and so on. that thing just explained the majority of people in our school. hahahaha oh my gourd, this is hilarious

Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

thats the funniest one haahhahaha

*dies from laughter*

Re: LMFAO

[_lamia_dementia]

haha ya i know that ones my favorite