i'm a redneck

May 09, 2006 09:12

How Redneck are you...

(x) lived in the country?
( ) lived south of the mason-dixon line?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) owned a gun?
( ) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?
(x) owned a truck?
( ) owned a muscle car?
Subtotal=6

( ) chewed tabacoo?
(x) driven a tractor?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subotal=6

(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
( ) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
( ) owned a farm animal?
( ) worn a carhartt?
(x) worked on a car?
Subtotal=6

(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
(x) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal=3

(x) watched all the dukes of hazzard episodes?
(x) owned more than two cars that don't run? (at one time)
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) drank beer?
( ) been a racist? (at one time or another)
(x) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
Subtotal=4

TOTAL=22

If your redneck score is over 21, you can officially call yourself a redneck!
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