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whenever i'm in a bad mood or i'm really bored (like right now), i can read some simpsons quotes and i instantly feel better..
"Tonight's forecast calls for flurries of passion and extended periods of gettin' it on!"
"Lisa! Never, ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!"
"How can you say anything bad about TV, Marge? It gives so much and asks so little!"
"Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus."
"Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson!"
What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions."
"Yes, Go to Work with Your Parents Day. Tomorrow, you will learn by doing and apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real world situations."
"Look, Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. So, I don't want to be hard on you, but I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys."
Homer: I'm feelin' kinda' low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
Renee: Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well, the part that's showin. Guess you could have a lotta' weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'.
Renee: You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?