Sorry these pictures are so big, i just really wanted to showcase this event...
i know what you're thinking, and the answers to both of your questions are no, i don't really wear glasses, and no, i don't still have that AWESOME ASS BEARD you see me wearing above.
moving on, i present to you a behind the scenes look at aaron's documentary about... himself.
STARRING LUIS HERNANDEZ AS JESUS CHRIST.
LEE IOVINO AS THE AGENT. (sierra mist is a trademark of the pepsi bottling co., pick one up at a store near you and try one shockingly refreshing lemon-lime.)
and WRITER/PRODUCER/DIRECTOR AARON GOOLD AS AARON GOOLD.
now to the activities.
here's aaron giving luis some crucial direction.
here's aaron plugging his crotch into the wall. i asked him why and he said i wouldn't understand, which he only says when it's really important or when he's being a fucking asshole.
luis had a lot of testosterone during the shooting of this video.
which he occasionally tried to put into lee's six minute ab machine.
so it was my job to keep him in line.
this is godfather iovino. an italian playing a sweaty cuban, brilliant.
that's it. i played aaron's accountant, but that was filmed much later in a different dimension where my camera's batteries wouldn't charge.