hello.

[nditscontagious]

i am a completely healthy and mentally stable person. i have never had to seek nor should i be seeking any sort of psychiatric care. i can take care of myself.

those scars are from a wolverine, duh.

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[tinfoilsally]

Wolverines, interesting. I have two quite sizeable scars on my left arm (from operations, like) and I always go for weaving a nice yarn about a shark attack myself. I wonder how much that says about a person's personality...

OOOH I COULD SAY IT'S FROM ZOMBIES but if they were bitemarks then I might have to deal with the fact that I'm not actually dying or in fact turning into a zombie at all. Unless I faked that! That could be fun!

Maybe I should just stick to giving the inquisitive scar-spotter a nice blank look and muttering 'You've seen Jurassic Park, right?' before walking away. Dignified.