I was watching Oprah today, and you know, I really love her new hair. As Oprah changes I change. How skinny is she?! Did you see Jamie Foxx on there, too? I thought he had some sex tape out, but I guess not since he was on Oprah. You know she doesn't put up with that nonsense. I want to hug her and tell her how much I love her. Could you imagine, ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I failed my Chemistry exam. Which is fine with me, I didn't think I would get higher than an F. I thought about writing the lyrics to The Metric System by Atom & his Package on my test. That should be worth points, I mean it's a great song. I would pass a student if she knew all the lyrics, too.

Lauren got me Girlfight on DVD. I love you, boo. No one knows how bad I want to be Michelle Rodriguez & beat bitches up. That sweaty sex scene? Oh lawrdy, lawrdy.

I take back everything I say about December being nice. Cold weather makes me feel lonely. And I hate our plastic tree.

I walk into the family room because I hear my stepmom yelling, "Oh girl, I hope the cops get your ass!" I expect her to be talking to someone in my family, but no. She's talking to the tv, and the show is COPS.

I love the movie ValleyGirl. I get excited when Nicholas Cage convinces the girl to leave the party with him. It really just is the way ( Read more... )

I'm just happy that "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" was on the radio today. That's enough to make my week.

P.S. My sister & I agreed my mom talks just like Charo. "Huh meny men you ah scrooh?"

I need to get a job. I have a million applications in my car, filled out, but I haven't gotten a chance to turn them in yet.

My little sister turned four today. It's a big deal to her that she can now have four ice cubes in her drink, instead of three.

I've got this little picture of Oprah in my car, to cheer me up. Today I hit a parked car (shhh), and this little indian man saw the whole thing. I grunted/screamed and my inner-Oprah said to give my information, girl. So I did. The lady was sweet, too. I even saved a turtle on my way home. I was so excited to do a good deed, that I slammed on my ( Read more... )

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P.S. Red Bull > coffee

Went to a comedy club for my speeding ticket. Met a really sweet guy [Justin] as well as a porn star. Chill out, she was in her 70's.