THE BOY CAN'T MAKE IT WITH GIRLS
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Yeah, and I hate it!
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Lover all the way.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Having to do office jobs the rest of my life.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Nope, but I thought it would be cool to be one.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV
Not my thing.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Nope.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I really don't think babies are cute, and no one really should. I think people just think they're cute becuase they represent new life and innocence. So, yes.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I wouldn't know, haha.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black and white.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Oh please, I sing everywhere.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No, but I will one day.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
No talents period.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I'd like to be in a lot of places.
14. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Senior photo thing.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Oh course.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Fucking yeah, good movie.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Of course, how can anybody not care, without it we'd all float into space, and we don't want that to happen.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
The owl said 3.........but then her bit it. THAT CHEATING BASTARD.
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yes.
20. ARE YOU A SINGLE CHILD?
Nope.
21. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Electric, of course, in this paperback culture.
22. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
For foods, sure. For sport, why?
23. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I sure hope so.
24. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I'm indifferent with it. I know it isn't good, but I don't dislike it.
25. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Cough medicine, I think.
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
When was the last time I talked to Tiffany?
27. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
I sure hope not, he wouldn't be as cool if he was alive.
28. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I’ve never been to a wedding.
29. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled.
30. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Not anymore dumb than everybody else.
31. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
On the other foot?
32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
5:09 P.M.
33. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Some people like tacking on a "wick" at the end of my name.
34. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes, except for in Munich, that's the only place I've ever found that place likeable.
35. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WEREIN A CAR?
Like 25 minutes ago.
36. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers.
37. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
No, he's just a happy idea, like Jesus.
38. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
I like having anywhere kissed(almost).
39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No, but I love the show.
40. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Breathing, I just always need more.
41. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Crunchy, but not THAT cruncy.
42. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
No, but I've tried, oh have I tried.
43. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope, just posed in one.
44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once.
45. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Um, I guess it's alright, as long as you don't rub it in my face like a horny dog.
46. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yeah, in general.
47. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Shit.
48. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yeah.
49. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
Coldstones.
50. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Nope.
51. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Nope.
52. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Yes, but you don't get to know what.
53. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
I wouldn't be surprised if I have.
54. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Yeah, but I can't skate, roller blade, or ice skate.
55. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Sure.
56. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
I don't know, do I?
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Uhhhh, kinda, I guess.
58. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Maybe Eddie's.
59. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes, but it doesn't mean it doesn't suck. People should really think more before getting married.
60. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Fuck no.
61. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I hope so.
62. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
No.
63. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Carne asada fries.
64. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Not anymore, DAMN YOU WORK!
65. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Psh, yes.
66. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Infomercials.
67. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I never have, though I do kinda want to get a Holister shirt because I think it would be ironic and funny. But I probably won't.
68. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT:
"I Believe"-The Buzzcocks