Johnson! Have you torn out your corneas yet!?

[_loses_forever_]

Still trying Mr. Jacobs!

anyways, Hollie has some of the freaking funniest journal entries ever so everyone should definetly go check them out <3333

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[ilovebeuford]

Jeez... I forgot all about the meeting that guy thing! What should I wear? I have nothing to wear! I'd hate to spoil my good clothes if I vomit all over myself from being utterly disgusted. *fond memories of Dan*

But yeah... xSTMx is going to tear it up... or rather down as you said. I'm actually on the phone with the guy who's renting us the wrecking ball... did you get ahold of the crane guy? *sigh* I'm so effing excited *gets girl erection* ...yes... my nipples are out *bes warm* ...nevermind. But I tried.