Gosh why am I so smashingly successful with the ladies?

Oh yea, cause I kick ass!

=*( am I really so uninteresting that no one (other than the 2 people who know who they are) cares to go out of their way to talk to or be around me. I swear I can't be that bad ( Read more... )

Last night at work was priceless. These two kids who always steal from us at ye ol' Safeway got f'd in the a by security last night all thanks to me giving an anonomous tip to the security dudes. It was so funny, these kids think they are real rebels, with the slipknot shirts and skateboards that THEY DON'T RIDE. One of them got tackled into the ( Read more... )

So the holiday season is upon us folks! This is the time of year when we are all visited by a "jolly" (gay) fat man with terrible hygeine and a fetish for little men with pointy ears and shoes who enters your house while you are sleeping to leave you "gifts". Hasn't anyone ever found a problem with the fact that he sees you while you are sleeping ( Read more... )

Wow, this GTI is pretty cool, its metal dance music. Very odd ( Read more... )

Needs to come visit me at work tonight.

I may end up brutally murdering everyone who works under me and I would like at least one witness.

I gotta get ready for work, hopefully it isn't a complete disaster. Work always scares me.

Damn I wish I had something more to do with my time.

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Anyways, so Denny's bent me over and called me their bitch last night with a good ol' helping of food poisoning. I should be at work but i called in ( Read more... )

A NEW LIFE! YES THAT IS RIGHT, I am going to be someone else in November. To usher in the new month I will be introducing Francisco Rodney Rogers to the rest of the world! Part Italian/Part Black/100% Badass American! Quake in fear as I gain 30 pounds before your very eyes!

Anyways, I hate everything.

Peace.