I wish someone would deliver some yarn to me.
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you all seem like such twitter pros. i'm twitter stupid :(
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Why do i have to sweat like a pig just to eat some pig? I think ppl are gonna start to eat me soon.
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About to go to Graceland. Andre on Elvis: "He ain't really dead! He was taken by the aliens so he could rock the universe!"

is contemplating which animal I would give up eating if I had to: cow or pig? This is so hard.
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Sippin on some southern sweet tea... Mmm!

Flash of late-night genius: Chipotle should cater all weddings that i attend. Yes or yes?!
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Haha i love tv.
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At the movies about to watch 17 Again with Zac what-the-EF-is-wRONg-with-you. Biiiiiitch pleaze!!!!
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I want Funyuns right now BAD. (I can't believe Funyuns wasn't already in my T9 btw.)
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Roller coaster ride broke down right before our turn. Stay in line and go on next or bail?
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Waterbeds make me angry. Thank goodness for Tylenol pm!
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