You read somewhere that in Botswana, the word pula means both money and hello. You like that arrangement. Whenever you meet somebody, you say "money," and they say "money" back. What a happy greeting! How honest and to the point! You read, further, that pula also may be translated as "rain." That's nice, too. Pennies from heaven, so to speak. Old ( Read more... )

true love is having to pee really bad but you hold it anyway. Because going to the bathroom would throw off the mojo.

on a much lighter note : i finally finished my report
end result?

3,474 words
19 paragraphs
all about fear vs. constitutional rights

i need a new hobby

there is a plus though

something tells me I'm into something new

who steals a cell phone?

white trash

dumb as a doll

arg

waiting

i have had to work so much

motherfucker

this is my childhood retro gum week
yesterday was Hubba Bubba ouch bandaid tape
today? Bubble tape (6 feet!!!!WTF)
tomorrow?
big league chew baby oh yeah

i need to be reinstated into my class at PJC or im going to crash my honda into a gas station filled with AIDS victims.

P.S. i know the rock cycle

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The biggest fish i had ever caught was a huge motherfucker of a trout. I had snagged the Oprah Whinfrey of trout. Nay, i had snagged Jared the Subway guy pre-Sub cult intervention of trout. It was fighting all the way in. It would have gotten away if i hadn't of shot it point blank in the eye with a BB gun. But thats how things roll in the South, ( Read more... )

No one smoke a cigarette in one minute and nine seconds and not feel the effects. The family reunion in South Florida, which was aptly dubed "the great nicotineless migration" was one of the strangest experiences. Before leaving i managed to throw down on some "funk" with my brother who was more than optimistic about seeing an 89 year old woman ( Read more... )