I have to say I'm getting my act together

no more schoolnight toke ups
no more skipping out on homework
no more puking

when this is all done, im going to raise an ice cold glass of water

have you ever bought magnum condoms and a bag of ice at the same time?

YEah

Sometimes i hate movies that have a story to them (as any good comedy would).Then at the end of the movie, someone writes a book about the entire story we just watched unfold on screen. Its like a total copout on the writers (of the screenplay) of Duplex. In the end, because ben stiller is such a good writer (zoolander ; cough) we have a book ( Read more... )

well i never break but tonight im on my knees

yeah

shrug
a look of confusion
a deep stare
a giggle
thats annoying

so much fun tonight

according to amy

i puked 17 times

BS

I love being excited by information I already knew

happy turkey day

I havent updated this mother fucker in so long. Pigs are everywhere, but dont give up. Life will soon be nothing but bacon.

:)

i cant find my cell phone

fy to the i

got my ass kicked
did some ass kicking

frat kids fight like pussies

School is like a 12 step brainwash camp ( Read more... )

I'm a million different people from one day to the next