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[_mahal]

*manifests in the centre of Tirion in all his (sober) Valarin glory, and issues a summons.*

NOW HE- *coughs* Dammit. Námo, is so much better at this summons of Doom thing.

NOW HEAR THIS. THE STAR OF HIGH-HOPE HAS...well...WELL YOU SEE THE THING IS, IT'S GONE MISSING AND WE HAVE A GOOD EYE-WITNESS REPORT THAT SAYS EÄRENDIL AND THE SILMARIL WERE

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[_namo]

*manifests almost on top of you*

NOW HEAR- Oh. Wassup? Silmarendil? Earenmaril?

[_mahal]

*Jumps out of the way*

*pats* Earendil. Remember him, the nice, sane half-elf with the Silmaril who sails through the sky at night? He's gone missing and we think a dragon kidnapped him. We need to sort it out pronto.

[_namo]

Ohhh yeah. That one. What do you want me to do?

We have DRAGONS here?! 0_o

[_mahal]

Yes Namo, Glaurung's been here for some time. Don't you remember?

[shining_ilmare]

Right. Aulë. Mountains are your job. Are there any likely dragon lairs in the Pelóri?

[_mahal]

>_< I knew putting in all those caves was a bad idea...but they're so pretty!

[bastard_irmo]

And you can hotbox the smaller caves real easily! :D

[_kementari]

Good job, darling. :) *pats*

:S

[_mahal]

:D

Granted, the eyewitness looked completely baked but I still think we should take this seriously, don't you dear?

[_kementari]

With dragons, of course. :S They mess up ALL the caves and drive out my bears and the trees just deyhdrate soon as LOOK at them and to top it off he's got my LIGHT... *mumblemumbleevenifFeanordidforgeitmumblemumble*

[_mahal]

Don't even try to persuade Feanor otherwise, they're his and he won't be budged. Eru. We're going to have SO much fun with him in the End Times aren't we?

[_elbereth]

*fumes with a mighty rustling of skirts and tapping of toe*

[_mahal]

Think it might be an idea to make contingency plans for the star in case...well I don't want to think the worst but...*worries* :S

[bastard_irmo]

Nothing wrong with being baked!

...

Are you Prejudiced?

[_mahal]

No but...now let's be honest Irmo, you're more likely to see something that's not there if you're on mind-altering substances.

[olorin_the_maia]

...

I'm still semi-retired.