I want a redhead.....bad. Long red hair, down past her shoulders. That is my dream girl.
She should have tits that look like these...
And she should always keep her toenails painted.
When I ask her what her favorite position is, she should answer "all of them". When my dad flirts with her, she must not flirt back. She should like to dance, she should like to eat. She must NEVER name our kids before we've even talked about marriage. When she gives me oral, I want her to wear glasses and when they slide down her nose, I'll be close to orgasm. She should have dreams, aspirations, and some pubic hair left. A girl who completely shaves is for paedophiles.
When I ask her what she wants to do, she should already know instead of letting me decide. If she knows the poet who said "April is the cruelest month", I'd put a ring on her finger. Her music list should be compiled of something other than what I would find on any top 40 station.
It would be SO hot if she were only 5'2.
Right now I want:
a pair of diesel velcro shoes
chapstick because I've ran out
a threesome with my dream girl and this girl
a bottle of Jack
Sunday's are my favorite day of the week.