The least she could have done was to wake me up with a nice "good morning" blow job. Some girls are so inconsiderate.
that's fucking beautiful! and yet so damn true. so i suppose there's a breed of the booty-calling women and a seperate breed for those who give morning blow jobs. hmm. interesting.
and i don't like sleeping with someone for those same reasons numbered 2 through 4. (i only sleep naked if there is someone in my bed, ironically). no sleep makes me a bloodshot-eyed bitch, which means i'm going to hate being stuck to your sweaty ass even more when i wake up from my listless nap because you wake me up in my exhausted sleep from snoring. grr. i'm not bitter, i swear! =)
She can knock on my door late at night expecting booty, but she can't wake me up with a blowjob. Sometimes I have a hard time understanding a woman's logic.
It's like when they give you sex the first time you try to get it, and then cry afterwards because they feel "easy." We don't even think about that stuff until YOU ALL bring it up!
Sometimes I have a hard time understanding a woman's logic.
sometimes??? man i have a hard time understanding a woman's logic ALL THE DAMN TIME...and i'm one of them. that is one issue i truly on which i empathize with a man.
It's like when they give you sex the first time you try to get it, and then cry afterwards because they feel "easy." We don't even think about that stuff until YOU ALL bring it up!
and this is why i play the role of hard to get tease. he knows and i know that we both want sex and that were it the third or fourth time he was trying i'd gladly give in...but until such a time i'm not going to give in soley for the fact that i don't want him to a) think i'm easy and b) gonna give it up that quick every time. cause baby, we all know sex ain't everything. it's a whole lot of it...but it's not the whole shebang.
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that's fucking beautiful! and yet so damn true. so i suppose there's a breed of the booty-calling women and a seperate breed for those who give morning blow jobs. hmm. interesting.
and i don't like sleeping with someone for those same reasons numbered 2 through 4. (i only sleep naked if there is someone in my bed, ironically). no sleep makes me a bloodshot-eyed bitch, which means i'm going to hate being stuck to your sweaty ass even more when i wake up from my listless nap because you wake me up in my exhausted sleep from snoring. grr. i'm not bitter, i swear! =)
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It's like when they give you sex the first time you try to get it, and then cry afterwards because they feel "easy." We don't even think about that stuff until YOU ALL bring it up!
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sometimes??? man i have a hard time understanding a woman's logic ALL THE DAMN TIME...and i'm one of them. that is one issue i truly on which i empathize with a man.
It's like when they give you sex the first time you try to get it, and then cry afterwards because they feel "easy." We don't even think about that stuff until YOU ALL bring it up!
and this is why i play the role of hard to get tease. he knows and i know that we both want sex and that were it the third or fourth time he was trying i'd gladly give in...but until such a time i'm not going to give in soley for the fact that i don't want him to a) think i'm easy and b) gonna give it up that quick every time. cause baby, we all know sex ain't everything. it's a whole lot of it...but it's not the whole shebang.
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