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RoCkmEbLoNdE: i want to eat you for breakfast..
LJManInTights: you do?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: uh huh
LJManInTights: be careful....im high in carbs
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well gee wiz
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i can splurge..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: but they go straight to my ass
LJManInTights: that's the best place to go
RoCkmEbLoNdE: sometimes
RoCkmEbLoNdE: in my case.. yeah.. haaah
RoCkmEbLoNdE: so.. do you wear tights on a regular basis?
LJManInTights: not really
RoCkmEbLoNdE: dissapointing..
LJManInTights: well
LJManInTights: im a dancer
LJManInTights: so only when im dancing
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i love watching ballet for the sole purpose of men in tights
RoCkmEbLoNdE: so.. youre a tiny dancer
LJManInTights: hold me closer tiny dancer
RoCkmEbLoNdE: can you believe it
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i was like blah blah blah
RoCkmEbLoNdE: elton john
RoCkmEbLoNdE: whos that?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: who doesnt know who he is?!
LJManInTights: yeah
LJManInTights: captain fantastic
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i dont know, i was just really suprised.
RoCkmEbLoNdE: hes the most famous fag i know
RoCkmEbLoNdE: other than boy george, i guess
LJManInTights: do you really want to hurt me?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i said i wanted to eat you for breakfast
LJManInTights: i guess that would hurt
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well.. first id cause you to have a fatal heart attack
RoCkmEbLoNdE: then eat you
LJManInTights: are you a cannibal?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: not particularly
LJManInTights: you would find some nice meat on my thighs
LJManInTights: errr
LJManInTights: between my thighs
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well, refer to my comment about the heart attack
RoCkmEbLoNdE: you would have one..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: after..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i cant bring myself to say it.
LJManInTights: ahhh but you said FIRST youd have a heart attack
RoCkmEbLoNdE: so anyway
RoCkmEbLoNdE: when are you going to ask me who i am.
LJManInTights: who are you?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: not telling.
LJManInTights: hahaha
RoCkmEbLoNdE: mainly cause you dont know me and i dont know you.
LJManInTights: then how do you know you want to eat me for breakfast?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well obviously enough i read your 'journal'
RoCkmEbLoNdE: you are such a .. slut..
LJManInTights: who me?
LJManInTights: never
RoCkmEbLoNdE: and a womanizer
LJManInTights: oh but i have a girlfriend now...so what do you think about that?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: thats.. very.. thoughtful of you
LJManInTights: yeah
LJManInTights: it's a nice hobby
RoCkmEbLoNdE: but.. i know its all part of the plan..
LJManInTights: the plan for what?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: girls are gonna want you even more now
RoCkmEbLoNdE: duh.
And of course that is the reason why I have a girlfriend now. I mean, could there be any other reason? For all of you who were so surprised by the idea of ME finally settling down, I must now confess that my true reason behind getting a girlfriend is so other girls will want me more. RoCkmEbLoNdE has figured out my evil plan....Mwaaahhh.
Actually, I had never thought of that before...but it is a good idea. So while we're at it, does anyone want me more now that I'm taken?
So here's the thing about my girlfriend (and her name is Lucy for those of you that care to know). She is such a fucking sweetheart and I get this feeling where I wanna grunt when I think of her. I wanna make this noise like GRRRRRRR because she really makes me lack words when it comes to describing her, but there is one problem---She has a problem with me jerking off.
One of life's simple pleasures is self-pleasure so why am I expected to stop just because I get a girlfriend? I was sitting at my apartment last night waiting on her to come here after work and I thought to myself, wow, I haven't jerked off in awhile and almost instantly I felt the blood start to rush in that area. I pop in a porn and decide to go at it and damn, I mean it REALLY felt good. It was like hooking up with an old friend. I was starting to get "in the zone" when she walked in and caught me.
Let me side track. I'm not sure if those of you know what I am talking about when I refer to being "in the zone", but that is when it starts to feel so good that all you can hear is this buzzing noise in your ears, your eyes have completely rolled back into your head and the only thoughts going through your head is "oh yeah im gonna cum".
So yeah, I'm in the zone and she walks in on perfect timing for the money shot---on both accounts. I would LOVE to walk in on my girlfriend masturbating and in fact, I encourage it, but not her. She was seriously offended. I had to spend the rest of the evening answering all these lame questions.
-"Do those girls turn you on more than me?"
"ummm no"
-"Do I not sexually excite you?"
"of course you do, I'm just a horn-dog."
-"Do you really expect me to let you cum on my face like that?"
"expect? No, baby...but now that you mention it..."
-"She was being double penetrated! That stuff turns you on?"
"hey, is it hot in here, cause I'm hot!"
-"Her tits were just so.....big. Don't you think that is disgusting? I do! I mean her nipples were huge, you like that?"
"your tits are fine the way they are baby."
-"That's not what I asked and you're hard again!"
All jokes aside, I don't plan on cheating on my girlfriend. I don't care if they like to be double penetrated, or if their tits are bigger than my head. I don't care if she has the reddest hair I've ever seen along with the tightest ass, I won't go there. I will not cheat on my girlfriend AT ALL, except for with one person....
....and that's myself. I'm touching him right now.
God, I'm weak.
LJManInTights: you do?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: uh huh
LJManInTights: be careful....im high in carbs
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well gee wiz
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i can splurge..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: but they go straight to my ass
LJManInTights: that's the best place to go
RoCkmEbLoNdE: sometimes
RoCkmEbLoNdE: in my case.. yeah.. haaah
RoCkmEbLoNdE: so.. do you wear tights on a regular basis?
LJManInTights: not really
RoCkmEbLoNdE: dissapointing..
LJManInTights: well
LJManInTights: im a dancer
LJManInTights: so only when im dancing
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i love watching ballet for the sole purpose of men in tights
RoCkmEbLoNdE: so.. youre a tiny dancer
LJManInTights: hold me closer tiny dancer
RoCkmEbLoNdE: can you believe it
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i was like blah blah blah
RoCkmEbLoNdE: elton john
RoCkmEbLoNdE: whos that?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: who doesnt know who he is?!
LJManInTights: yeah
LJManInTights: captain fantastic
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i dont know, i was just really suprised.
RoCkmEbLoNdE: hes the most famous fag i know
RoCkmEbLoNdE: other than boy george, i guess
LJManInTights: do you really want to hurt me?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i said i wanted to eat you for breakfast
LJManInTights: i guess that would hurt
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well.. first id cause you to have a fatal heart attack
RoCkmEbLoNdE: then eat you
LJManInTights: are you a cannibal?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: not particularly
LJManInTights: you would find some nice meat on my thighs
LJManInTights: errr
LJManInTights: between my thighs
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well, refer to my comment about the heart attack
RoCkmEbLoNdE: you would have one..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: after..
RoCkmEbLoNdE: i cant bring myself to say it.
LJManInTights: ahhh but you said FIRST youd have a heart attack
RoCkmEbLoNdE: so anyway
RoCkmEbLoNdE: when are you going to ask me who i am.
LJManInTights: who are you?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: not telling.
LJManInTights: hahaha
RoCkmEbLoNdE: mainly cause you dont know me and i dont know you.
LJManInTights: then how do you know you want to eat me for breakfast?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: well obviously enough i read your 'journal'
RoCkmEbLoNdE: you are such a .. slut..
LJManInTights: who me?
LJManInTights: never
RoCkmEbLoNdE: and a womanizer
LJManInTights: oh but i have a girlfriend now...so what do you think about that?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: thats.. very.. thoughtful of you
LJManInTights: yeah
LJManInTights: it's a nice hobby
RoCkmEbLoNdE: but.. i know its all part of the plan..
LJManInTights: the plan for what?
RoCkmEbLoNdE: girls are gonna want you even more now
RoCkmEbLoNdE: duh.
And of course that is the reason why I have a girlfriend now. I mean, could there be any other reason? For all of you who were so surprised by the idea of ME finally settling down, I must now confess that my true reason behind getting a girlfriend is so other girls will want me more. RoCkmEbLoNdE has figured out my evil plan....Mwaaahhh.
Actually, I had never thought of that before...but it is a good idea. So while we're at it, does anyone want me more now that I'm taken?
So here's the thing about my girlfriend (and her name is Lucy for those of you that care to know). She is such a fucking sweetheart and I get this feeling where I wanna grunt when I think of her. I wanna make this noise like GRRRRRRR because she really makes me lack words when it comes to describing her, but there is one problem---She has a problem with me jerking off.
One of life's simple pleasures is self-pleasure so why am I expected to stop just because I get a girlfriend? I was sitting at my apartment last night waiting on her to come here after work and I thought to myself, wow, I haven't jerked off in awhile and almost instantly I felt the blood start to rush in that area. I pop in a porn and decide to go at it and damn, I mean it REALLY felt good. It was like hooking up with an old friend. I was starting to get "in the zone" when she walked in and caught me.
Let me side track. I'm not sure if those of you know what I am talking about when I refer to being "in the zone", but that is when it starts to feel so good that all you can hear is this buzzing noise in your ears, your eyes have completely rolled back into your head and the only thoughts going through your head is "oh yeah im gonna cum".
So yeah, I'm in the zone and she walks in on perfect timing for the money shot---on both accounts. I would LOVE to walk in on my girlfriend masturbating and in fact, I encourage it, but not her. She was seriously offended. I had to spend the rest of the evening answering all these lame questions.
-"Do those girls turn you on more than me?"
"ummm no"
-"Do I not sexually excite you?"
"of course you do, I'm just a horn-dog."
-"Do you really expect me to let you cum on my face like that?"
"expect? No, baby...but now that you mention it..."
-"She was being double penetrated! That stuff turns you on?"
"hey, is it hot in here, cause I'm hot!"
-"Her tits were just so.....big. Don't you think that is disgusting? I do! I mean her nipples were huge, you like that?"
"your tits are fine the way they are baby."
-"That's not what I asked and you're hard again!"
All jokes aside, I don't plan on cheating on my girlfriend. I don't care if they like to be double penetrated, or if their tits are bigger than my head. I don't care if she has the reddest hair I've ever seen along with the tightest ass, I won't go there. I will not cheat on my girlfriend AT ALL, except for with one person....
....and that's myself. I'm touching him right now.
God, I'm weak.