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he sort of licked my butt.
Life's been good lately. Nothing too extravagant; just lounging around watching all my "Sex and the City" DVDs, and either going out with the ladies or staying in with Lova ( Read more... ) -
bank robbers can suck it.
My sister just got fucking robbed. And oh yeah, the guy had a gun.
Merry Fucking Christmas. -
i lose all sexual innibitions around cantloupe
Would you rather have the sex of the person in the room change every time you sneeze
or
Lose the ability to distinguish between babies and english muffins?
P.s. Lova Time is Happy Time. =) -
BITCHESSSSSSS
So this is how my life works ( Read more... ) -
i can't go out, i just opened a yogurt
Next Stop: Lova-ville?
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oh you touch my tra la la
Quick update:
Went to Newport Beach for Thanksgiving, but don't envy me. The average age of where I was was about 75. Got to hang out with Genna! Went shopping, to the beach, got pedicures, blah blah blah. We saw the Church where Christina from "Laguna Beach" sang. It was AWESOME. I missed my ladies bunches though. <3. Um, yeah that's about it ( Read more... ) -
im told that im a victim of obsession
So Sarah Jessica Parker is the new spokesperson for the Gap. Now I'm only guna wear clothes from the Gap, because clearly everything Sarah Jessica Parker does is amazing and I have to emulate it ( Read more... ) -
you, you have weak ankles
Annie and I saw "Alfie" last night. And now I have this to say:
Dear Jude Law,
I love your British accent. I love your clothes. I love your five o'clock shadow. I love your shoulders. I love your smile. I love your little mole thingie on your face. I love youOk, I'm done being a weird stalker ( Read more... )
