Comments | _maria_traydor

_maria_traydor_

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Sep 04, 2005 02:05

OMFG! MIRAGE!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! I LEAVE FOR THE MEETING AT QUARK AND COME BACK TO FIND MIRAGE DEAD. THIS IS GOING TO A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS TO CLEAN UP.

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albel_nox_ September 4 2005, 09:28:02 UTC

... Do you know how to pilot this ship?

_maria_traydor_ September 4 2005, 09:29:50 UTC

Yes. Its not all THAT hard, I just never feel like piloting. Why the fuck do you want to know anyway?

albel_nox_ September 4 2005, 09:32:20 UTC

Because Mirage is DEAD and we need someone in charge.

_maria_traydor_ September 4 2005, 09:36:56 UTC

SO? I don't care, Ive got an assload of fucking paperwork to do now that they're dead. I don't have time to be in charge, ask someone else.

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outerstellar September 4 2005, 09:50:42 UTC

You're actually sort of lucky you weren't here when this happened; since you were at a meeting, that rules you out as being a suspect.

misty_lear September 4 2005, 11:35:09 UTC

hey...can I try to control the ship *hopefull eyes* I won't crash...

_maria_traydor_ September 4 2005, 17:46:56 UTC

...Do you even know the first goddamn thing about what is in the control room? It's not just a fucking steering wheel in there. You have to learn a lot of codes and shit like that. Numbers, coordinates, a hell of a lot of maps, and there are a lot of fucking other things you need to remember. Also you would need to know how to fix things in the engine room if anything gets broken.

In other words, ONLY IF YOU READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL 37,480 TIMES, LEARNED WHAT TO DO, AND PASSED A FUCKING ADVANCED COMPUTER AND ENGINEERING CLASS, WITH A GODDAMN A+++

misty_lear September 5 2005, 13:38:30 UTC

okay...i'll do it, and you know, the people from 'other world' who had controlled this thing a long time ago before you or mirage do always there to help me ^^ See, there are 3 on the engine room...too bad they are lonely...