ALL HAIL THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the cellphone lines in NYC are tied up. I can't even call to scream into my friend's ear!

You can't afford it? Abort it!

ZOMGWTFBBQ! Dumblerdore is gay!  
Now maybe J.K. Rowling will out Sirius and Remus.

"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."

-Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

I don't have any famous relatives. Only infamous. Or Canadian.

There were these two antenna's sitting on the roof and one day they decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.