wtfcows?

[_martychaa]

So yesterday I get an e-mail from my real dad saying that he has invested in a ranching operation and that I am now the proud owner of 500 black angus cows. He also wants me to fly out to see the ranch and the cows. WTF? What am I supposed to do with 500 cows? Where are these cows? What are they for? Is this like winning the Lifetime Supply of Beef

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[rabies]

Can I have a cow?

[_martychaa]

Why the hell not?! COWS FOR EVERYONE!!!

[rabies]

Awesome. I think I'll name mine Ted.

[_martychaa]

Ted is a great name for a cow. But Ted also sounds like he might be an evil cow. Is Ted an evil cow? Be honest. Is he sucking the blood of the other cows in the middle of the night?

[endeers]

So.

Is this in Montana still? Do I need to scope it out and make sure it's not like some death trap? See if there are actual cows there?

If Mila gets a cow, I totally want one. I will name mine Steak. :D

[_martychaa]

It's either in Montana or South Dakota. I don't know which. I tried to get directions and all my dad said was that it was "35 miles west of Sitting Bull's grave." I was like ..."Uhh... what?"

But yes. You should totally do some espionage. Put on a cow suit and sneak around the prairie. So if this business is legit.

You can have a cow named Steak!

[felonytexas]

I can think of a whole lot of things to do with 500 cows. Starting with finally being employed as a working cowboy again. I miss that.

[_martychaa]

If you can find them, you can have them.