You Are Likely an Only Child
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Okay... quite possibly the WORST pain I have ever felt: Thermasilk in my eye.

Wings. :)

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...mmm tattoo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA TURKEY...

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Oh how I wish for January... says:
There is a 20 pound turkey in my freezer
Dr. Dan says:
There's a twenty pound turkey in my pants
Oh how I wish for January... says:
Your mom's a 20 pound turkey
Dr. Dan says:
Your face looks like a turkey
Oh how I wish for January... says:
Your butt smells like a turkey
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The church just off of 52nd Ave has some strange messages on their bulletin some days, but I liked this one.

"Think you've got nothing to be thankful for? Check your pulse."

One thing that I'm thankful for, other than having a pulse, and a warm house, and food in my fridge, etc. etc.... is the gigantic 20 pound turkey in my freezer that one of ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul_maybenever goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as your mom._maybealways gives you 8 orange spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.britt_da_brat tricks you! You get a broken balloon.chemical gives you 6 pink cola-flavoured wafers.diamondous tricks you! You get a rock.fyrestorm17 gives you 18 mauve peach-flavoured wafers.g_nat ( Read more... )

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Random updates and blurbs about my week so far:

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Sketches resultant of fantasizing of how to spend my 400 dollar rebate cheque in December, most ideas lean towards a tattoo of some kind.


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Why is it that sex is uninteresting for me? I would be quite content without it. Ever. Again. Is it so wrong that I feel that everything else I do to occupy my time is not only more entertaining, but worth my while? I'd much rather go sit in the library reading books, or ride the bus for hours to no where... wander around the mall and window shop ( Read more... )

"This little piggy went to the market, and the market was in Jen's mouth... so suck on my big toe."
- Rocky

HAHAHAHhAHHaHAHAhahHAHAhahHA *dies*