I wish I had some Cheez-Its. They are taste good and are salty and cheezy like me. I kinda have to pee, but not enough to go to the bathroom. Just thought I'd let you know ( Read more... )

This Wednesday I had no school. But it sucked. All of my plans fell through and instead of hanging out and practicing with Alex and Becca, I sat on my arse and did homework. I watched the Ellen Degeneres Show (it was actually kinda funny). I angered at my parents for not giving any kind of transportation. I sat around some more. Then I went to my ( Read more... )

LOTR the Exhibit at the Museum of Science in Boston! Uber! Go to http://www.mos.org/lotr/ I kid you not, this is the coolest thing that is going to happen all year. Then let me know if/when you want to go. I nearly peed myself when I saw this. Actually, I did. Don't tell anyone.

Just thought I'd post this essay, 'cause its kinda funny. I wrote it for a class (Art of the Essay), so if you wanna comment on anything I could add to make it better, knock yourself out. Like...with a brick, or something ( Read more... )

There once was a golden toilet.

The End.

This is going to be my most persuasive argument ever. This entry is going to explain all about how other people are dumb. Just you watch. Here we go ( Read more... )

Damien Jurado is cool shit. Y'all should listen to him. Yep.

There are three purposes of this livejournal domain ( Read more... )

Now, I'm not sayin' that people are always trying to get me to smell their farts, it's just that it seems like a pretty important issue, fart smelling. So if you ever want to fart, don't think I'm gonna like it. Cause I'm not. No.

Jill is cool 'cause she burned me a Jim's Big Ego CD. Good for her. Good for me. Aaron burned me a CD, too. I like him

Saturday, March 20th, I went to Boston with my ugly friend Jill. She's ugly, but I hang out with her anyway. We spoke like smart people about the coolness of advisories, and I was a hypocrite. Today, Becca said I should violate her more often. I will have to take her up on that. Oh, but I have to be on my knees when i do it. And Jake said: "Cause ( Read more... )