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After spending a weekend in my usual lurker mode , please let me issue a plea for slash writers everywhere ( note i'm not picking on anyone in particular despite the temptation?). Men DO NOT giggle like deranged school children ! They laugh, they chuckle, but even the biggest raging non testosterone charged queenie on the planet doesn't constantly

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[ktnb]

The thought of Marton giggling makes *me* want to giggle. Maybe he'd giggle in some sort of bizarro world where things were reversed and men gave birth and watched Oprah all day or something.

Now, with that said, where the heck did you find fic about Marton?!?! *is insanely kind of obsessed*

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Can't remember where I found this offhand - i was bored & trawling LJ friends lists and came across it. I distinctly remember squeeing madly as it's pretty damn rare to find Marton fics, but within a couple of lines I was grimacing. It wasn't AU, he wasn't wearing a pink dress or pregnant but he *shudder* giggled when Karl whispered sweet nothings in his ear.......

Love your icon by the way - why does he look so much more evil/good/evil when he smiles ?

[ktnb]

I distinctly remember squeeing madly as it's pretty damn rare to find Marton fics

Tell me about it! *sigh* He's so hot, you'd think people would write about him more! I mean, he practically comes complete with a backstory involving Karl. I make it a point to ask for Marton fic whenever I can, just to get more of it out there. :)

It wasn't AU, he wasn't wearing a pink dress or pregnant

o_O I think my brain just broke at that image. *dies*

but he *shudder* giggled when Karl whispered sweet nothings in his ear

*dies again* That's just...no. Hell no. You don't do that to my beloved Marton. *sighs*

Love your icon by the way - why does he look so much more evil/good/evil when he smiles?

Ha! It's just that inherent villain aspect that he has, I think. You can tell he's just sitting there, grinning, thinking, "I solemnly swear I am up to no good." ;)

[idiosyncratic]

A-fucking-men.

The QUICKEST single way to turn me off a fic and a writer is for that to happen. I've ranted about it more than once, but the bad writers just keep insisting on writing them as 14 year old girls.

*shudder*