And now for an ale and a meal!

[_misterfrodo]

Sam and I have just joined Otho in the common room of our inn, The White Swan. Otho appears rather cross, perhaps because Sam and I arrived several minutes late. It couldn't be helped; I needed to prepare our room for sleeping. And Sam wanted to speak with me on several matters first. Who am I to deny him anythingThe menu is very extensive. I'm not

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[mayorsamgamgee]

What looks good to me?

*I give you a slow smile.. *

What ALWAYS looks good to me?

But if you mean on this here menu, my Frodo...

*I scan it...*

Well, here's a dish... *I point to the menu*

It's a TATER.... all smothered in good stuff looks like. That and an ale would do me just fine.

*I whisper in your ear.. * and then mayhap a little lick of your pretty ear?

[othosb]

*grabs menu from Frodo* Taters??? Isn't there anything good here? Like a steak? Maybe TWO steaks! Since I'm double the hobbit you guys are. And besides, you're buying!! *laughs heartily*

Here. Get me this. *points to photo*

[mayorsamgamgee]

*I glare at othosb*

Don't be wastin' Mr. Frodo's money that'a way! If you buy that, you'll eat every morsel or I'll be shovin' it down your throat!

*grumbles* Never should'a said we'd feed him. Worse than a plague of locusts.

*I turn my head suddenly.. hearing someone singing.. *

What's that? Who's that??

[angst_galore]

Fish got to swim, birds got to fly,
I got to love one Hobbit till I die.

*I bat my eyes at Sam and lean down to show a bit of cleavage..*

Can't help lovin' that Hobbit o' mine.

[_misterfrodo]

*My eyes nearly pop out of my head* Oh, dear!

Save us!!!

*I grab Sam*

[othosb]

Bless us all!!!

*oggles*

[mayorsamgamgee]

*I can feel my eyes go wide and my mouth falls open*

*I clutch Mr. Frodo and hiss softly...* Was she looking at ME?!

*I scowl up at her*

See here, missy! Point that.... thing at someone else! This here Hobbit has his OWN Hobbit to love.