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What is your name backwards?:eiram What were you wearing yesterday?:going to the plainview shopping centre with t, ash, and les How many colours has your hair been in your life?:1 Have you ever seen any West End Musicals?:nopes Give a meaning to the word ‘perasiclosk’:where furry little forest animals go to get their lottery tickets If you wrote a film what would it be about?:cheating husbands, their wives, and the fat dirty men they cheat with Who would play you in the film of your life?:me because that would be easy money Do you know how to work the washing machine?:i use it every weekend....yeah, i do my own laundry. If you were an electrical appliance what would you be?:an electric knife...because i'm sharp, shiny, and made of metal What is your purpose in life?:to achieve salvation...just like siddhartha! Do you have any step-relations?:i think i do Do you like your curtains?:yea, they're sheer and flowy. Why did the chicken cross the road?:because he wanted to get away from michael jackson. How many times are you planning on marrying?:once...twice...thrice...no. just once. What are your children going to be called?:rosemary for a girl...christopher basil for a boy. Complete the sentence: crumpets are…:trumpets except without the c. Does Elvis live?:no...but his daughter does. and she's banging everyone. What’s your favourite word?:piddles. What will you do on March 14th 2017?:think. Name a character in a book or film who should be boiled in a vat of eel swe:sam from the perks of being a wallflower. What is your opinion on blu-tack?:i don't have opinions on controversial things such as those. What star sign would you like to be other than your own?:none. What is your hidden talent?:i can bang chicks. Describe your wedding:othello is at my side...and it's a 25-person wedding. Lego or Duplo?:lego Did you ever play with playmobil?:yeah Did you ever watch Fraggle Rock?:no Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere?:yeah If you ruled the world…:i could bang anyone i want...even bert and ernie. Who do you thank in you oscar acceptance speech?:God. for real. What language would you love to learn?:dutch. because that's what the belgians speak! What was the best thing before sliced bread?:glue. Would you rather eat an elephant testicle or a bag of pigs’ toenails?:i'm a vegeterian. no. What is your reflection called?:piddles How do you commit the perfect murder?:poison...no mess. and then i'd throw the body in the river. What will your gravestone say?:"ashes to ashes, dust to dust, marie will come back with an even bigger bust." What’s the best number?:16 When is the right time?:when you really sincerely truly deeply love the person
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