"It's your first month at college and you haven't made any friends. Well, learn from my experience. You won't. Ever. You'll walk the earth a sad, lonely, red-headed freak. Then one day, inexplicably, you'll be given a TV show. Then people will have to talk to you. So hang in there."
-Conan

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i went to see shrek 2 tonight

this cat totally stole the show


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as of saturday may 8th, 2004
pinchy....my lobster.......

has died.......

here is a solemn little tribute to her....


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everyone go here william hung!

now!

why arent you going yet?

oh, by the way, i got fired. anyone know somone who's hiring?