Wow, at first I didn't think the application joke was really serious. But people seem to want a joke and a damn good one at that so to fix my sarcasm of telling a bad joke here you are:
There was an old man sitting on the bench at the mall. A teen with a mohawk came to sit down next to him. Now the kid's mowhawk was colored red, blue, green, and every other color you can think of.
The man looked at the kid and just stared at him. Didn't say a word. The kid looked back at the old man and said, "What's a matter old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" The old man just kept staring and didn't even batter his eyes, then he answers back, "One time i got really drunk and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
still not funny? my apologies.
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and about the pictures.. all of these pics are old ones.. I can't get any new ones until I get a new digital cam.. so deal.
I'm not all that great, but I think I'm decent. These pictures were back when I was like 15 and 16 so.. yeah. you get it.