1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"when her little sock fell down because it was crammed”
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Wall.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Actively: The Simpsons, probably.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
9:48
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
10:00
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Amy’s tv, ‘Bat Out Of Hell’, Susie on the phone, typing.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
The wee hours of this morning. I was arriving home.
9: What are you wearing?
(LOL) Aged white tank top with an oversized blue hoodie over it, and blue PJ-bums.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yep. Cannot remember it, though weird vibes abounded.
11: When did you last laugh?
Mere moments ago.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Aw, Jesus…calendars, posters, magazine clippings, clocks, shelves, bulletin board, white board, dust…WARES, MAN.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Jen’s icon.
14: What is the last film you saw?
All the way through? Some Disney movie, I think. Possibly The Little Mermaid or Alice in Wonderland or Sleeping Beauty.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Stocks. Not really, stocks are for suckers, EXCEPT when beans are up 3 cents. NO idea.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I need a meal and a shower. (I am a homeless sort, apparentlement.)
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Possibly make me infinitely wealthy so that I could help charitable causes whilst living comfortably.
20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
I think Dick Cheney is doing him.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ringo. : )
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Victrola. . )
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Mos def.