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angelo_ears August 10 2006, 16:55:11 UTC
Dear Wendy

Body: I hate you. You have a nice rack. You make me vomit. You

should die. Someday I will kill you. You + me = yuck.

We should never hang out again. If I saw you now I'd kill you. I would

build a bomb just for you. If I could sing you any song it

would be nothing. If I could I'd give you anything it would be

a noose. We could wrestle under the stars.

Love,
Angelo_ears

(P.S. hehe, jk.)

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_mystikspyral_ August 10 2006, 17:03:23 UTC
Angela!!!!!!!!

That was mean!

:(

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nathew August 10 2006, 17:14:13 UTC
Dear _wendy_ (You fill it out)
I _for a while haven't talked to_ you. You have a nice _response from angela_. You make me _feel like dancing (i wanna dance the night away)_. You

should _post more often_. Someday I will _ride a giraffe_. You + me = _didn't quite work out. oh well_.

We should _kidnap bob barker and sell him to the chinese_. If I saw you now I'd _blink_. I would

build a _cake_ just for you. If I could sing you any song it

would be _ your choice_. If I could I'd give you anything it would be

_a parking ticket_. We could _eat yams_ under the stars.

Love,
_nate_

(P.S. _(octopus)_.)

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banafolds5 August 11 2006, 00:33:54 UTC
Dear Wendel,
I know you. You have a nice sister. You make me giggle. You should run around in circles. Someday I will run around in circles. You + me = Youme. We should run around in circles. If I saw you now I'd wave ... or run around in circles. I would build a circular track just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be about running around in circles. If I could give you anything it would be Ron Weasley. We could run around in circles under the stars.
Love,
Dana
P.S. Weeeeeee

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hrams2005 August 11 2006, 04:42:57 UTC
Dear Wendy (You fill it out)
Body: I heart you. You have a nice rack. You make me smile. You

should give me a back massage. Someday I will be your neighbor again. You + me = past & future neighbors?.

We should chill. If I saw you now I'd squeal with joy. I would

build a big ole thing of ice cream just for you. If I could sing you any song it

would be some song involving the girl next door. If I could I'd give you anything it would be

a car. We could lay down under the stars.

Love,
Eric

(P.S. ______________.)

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gb888 August 11 2006, 11:09:08 UTC
Dear Wendell (You fill it out)
I like you. You have a nice butt. You make me bake pies. You

should not eat mayonaise ever again. Someday I will not eat mayonaise with you. You + me = wrestling wtaching buddies haha.

We should watch pro wrestling for a million hours straight. If I saw you now I'd soil myself out of joy. I would

build a pretty big sandwich just for you. If I could sing you any song it

would be any James Blunt song. If I could I'd give you anything it would be

full plate mail armor and chainmail. We could like, totally makeout under the stars.

Love,
Sparkle Kid

(P.S. I miss you Wendy! Come back from Saginaw already!)

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angelo_ears August 11 2006, 20:48:19 UTC
"any James Blunt song" hahahahahahah *dies*

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