*finds several dusty stacks of hand-written animal classification cards in the basement*
*dumps all of them into a couple of enormous boxes and demanifests with the junk over to Turgon's charred former abode*
*likes the décor but doesn't see anybody around, so...*
*reappears on Fingolfin's doorstep and materializes paper and pencil*
Deer Turgon,
Ive dun it after all! Look under Agriolimax reticulatum.
Yer pal,
Námo
*leaves everything and vanishes*