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[_namo]

*concocts*

*manifests here and there, dropping off presents for unsuspecting dear little friends*

*is very careful not to be seen*

♫ Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are all standing in a row. Hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm... ♫

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[mornaquilde]

*finds an inoccuous-looking plate of cookies on the patio*

0_o

*prods it gently with his boot*

[_namo]

*watches from that mystical Valarian "on high", that is, the branches of a nearby tree*

*sees the cookies just sit there (as cookies do)*

*giggles*

[mornaquilde]

*hears the giggling and glances around, failing to see you*

MIRIL!!! DID YOU LEAVE COOKIES OUT HERE?

[caranthire]

*shouts from the upstairs*

MORNO! STOP SHOUTING!!

[bastard_irmo]

*is lost in his own world of plotting and drug-addled haze*

*stumbles over a log and lands face-down in a pie*

>.<

[_namo]

>_<

BAAAAASTAAAAARD!

[bastard_irmo]

*jumps to his feet*

Where?! Where?!?!

*licks his lips*

Hmm. Needs more arsenic.

[_namo]

*manifests*

*bitch-slaps you*

Do you have any idea how long it took the servants me to bake that? HMMMMM???