i know that i was supposed to post a thing about my weekend on like...monday. i know. but i didn't do it, and i'm an asshole for it. the pictures are right ( here. )
you totally ripped off yr nickname for yr best friend directly from MY nickname for MY best friend. what the eff, yo. also, you've inspired me: now i'm going to start taking pictures of chicks in my bedroom.
just remember who the O.G. dean supporter in this piece is, bro. be sure to keep jesus in yr prayers -- and i don't mean yr housekeeper!
um, that's bullshit. i've never heard you call laura "laurawr" or anything similar. EVER. in fact, when you said it today i thought you had stolen it from me. as such, YOU are the thief. you fucking thief. give back my gold dubloons.
FYI, there's a special place in hell for assholes like you and your wretched ilk -- that's right, michael: no whiskey, no potatoes, no unspeakably awesome midwestern girls from whom to cop your entire style (minus the stupid parts), to whom you insist on crawling in times of HTML crisis.
for now, though, i will leave you with a simple admonition to get fucked. and die. hopefully the dying can precede the getting fucked part.
p.s. happy channukah from all of us here at Ming-Na, Inc. -- remember, we've got your credit card numbers (and your fetishes) on file!tm
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i'm scheming...i'll find a way.
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also, you've inspired me: now i'm going to start taking pictures of chicks in my bedroom.
just remember who the O.G. dean supporter in this piece is, bro.
be sure to keep jesus in yr prayers -- and i don't mean yr housekeeper!
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also, you're lame. :)
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for now, though, i will leave you with a simple admonition to get fucked. and die.
hopefully the dying can precede the getting fucked part.
p.s. happy channukah from all of us here at Ming-Na, Inc. -- remember, we've got your credit card numbers (and your fetishes) on file!tm
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I love you mike. Have my babies.
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there are no babies to be had.
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