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[_neelix_]

Captain, Lt. Torres? Can *anyone* tell me what's going on...?
My kitchen is in ruins! And I have to start prepare dinner already, I'll never get it done in time.
I need emergency troops in the mess hall *right now*!

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[_tuvok_]

Report to your post, Mr. Neelix. A Red Alert is in progress.

[_neelix_]

My post? Ah! My post... Right away, Mr Tuvok!
I don't suppose you're going to tell me what's going on?

[paristorres]

I'm an engineer, not a cook, Neelix, but I'll see what I can do.

[harrykim]

My kitchen is in ruins! And I have to start prepare dinner already, I'll never get it done in time.

Yes! There is a God!

Wow, that's, um, really wonderful terrible news, Neelix. I guess we'll all just have to use replicator rations in the meantime. Wonder if Tom is running his betting pool again, I could sure use some more, just hope Commander Chakotay hasn't figured out what's going on