New journal

[_neelix_]

It's been quite a while since I've last updated my journal. In fact it's been such a long time ago that I can't remember the password anymore. So I decided to start a new journal.

Not that I have a lot of time to write now...
I *must* see Captain kathrynjaneway  immediately. I need her permission to replicate some reliable locks to protect our food supplies from

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[kathrynjaneway]

You have my permission to do whatever you feel is necessary to safeguard our food supplies, Neelix. I assure you I am giving this matter all the consideration it deserves.

By the way, have you thought about increasing the size of the dinner portions? Maybe adding non-leola additional desserts? In all likelihood, the perpetrator, whoever s/he is, is acting out of hunger, not malice.

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[_neelix_]

By the way, have you thought about increasing the size of the dinner portions?

I wouldn't be a good cook if I didn't prepare enough food!
If anyone wants more they can always have a second helping.

In all likelihood, the perpetrator, whoever s/he is, is acting out of hunger, not malice.

I hope you're right, Captain, but making a mess of my kitchen by throwing food on the floor is no way to behave!!
Did I mention he -or she- took the leg of Kelaran wildebeest I'd prepared for Ensign Ryson's birthday?

[kathrynjaneway]

I wouldn't be a good cook if I didn't prepare enough food!

I'm not saying that's the problem, Neelix. I'm simply trying to come up with an explanation.

Did I mention he -or she- took the leg of Kelaran wildebeest I'd prepared for Ensign Ryson's birthday?

Yes, as a matter of fact you did. Several times, I believe.